Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners, and "sleepovers" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend actually broke up with me a week ago. Apparently, she thought it wasn't necessary to tell me, she just assumed I'd figure it out on my own. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, I just had to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, who I've been friends with for the past 12 years. She chased me in high school and we dated before for almost 2 years, but now I finally see what I should have: She's still in love her ex, who abandoned her 5 years ago. I've been living in another man's shadow. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
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SOILEDIT 51
Seems like you dodged a major bullet. I wonder if you would have proposed to her, she would suggest to be married as friends.
limegreenpoopie 31
Dating, 2016 style.
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Comments (145)
DashPlays 18
Bruh.
PANDORUM89 21
While I imagine the situation being really awkward for you, I do have to ask... did you ever actually ask her to be your girlfriend? Unless you asked, talked about it, and she said yes then that's a YDI in a way. Still sucks though, sorry OP.
udaykataria 18
Honestly, YDI for not defining the relationship in 2 whole years.
xoteeshaox 22
How do you know they didn't? Whilst it is plausible that they never defined it or spoke about it, it's also just as plausible for her to say that as a coping mechanism or to have said yes in the beginning, but be a ditzy dumb girl and not realise. I agree with a comment further down, we need more information before voting on it
charliewhippet 9
Is it possible she was just saving face because you were dumping her? If so it certainly seems to have worked, she's got you all rattled when you were the one behind the break up anyway.
moodyreallyrocks 27
Dodged a bullet there OP!!
burnsky 10
How is this an FML? You wanted to break up with your girlfriend, she claims she was never your girlfriend, therefore you don't have to break up with anyone. It's a win-win situation here.
Shay_Shay97 23
This us by far the best example of being friend zoned that I have ever seen.
Zebediabolical 45
Honestly, I need more information before I can get judgy on this one. If you never had the conversation with her to define the relationship in those two years, YDI for assuming a fuckbuddy is your girlfriend. If you had the conversation with her to define the relationship, FYL.
Sheh_fml 25
I agree. Sleeping with someone does not equal dating, so there seem to be some lacking in the communication.
NYGiants1925 22
Wait... What? How? That wasn't made clear at any point over 2 years!?
gunnerblaster 21
All those guys saying "Bullet dodged!" have no idea what the Hell they're talking about. They're just mindless idiots who probably post "bullet dodged!" about 30x's throughout the day since they lack any other original thoughts in their heads. Moving on, I don't really see this as an FML because, for two years, you've had what sounds like a pretty good relationship - Just one, of course, that didn't entail something 'permanent'. You both lived in the moment, enjoyed one another's company (she obviously enjoyed yours because why else would she spend time with you?), and even got some sexual gratification out of it. My condolences that she didn't take your relationship with the levity as you had but perhaps that's your own fault? Communication is key. You can't just go around assuming if the discussion about where you two stood never occurred.