Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners, and "sleepovers" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend actually broke up with me a week ago. Apparently, she thought it wasn't necessary to tell me, she just assumed I'd figure it out on my own. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, I just had to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, who I've been friends with for the past 12 years. She chased me in high school and we dated before for almost 2 years, but now I finally see what I should have: She's still in love her ex, who abandoned her 5 years ago. I've been living in another man's shadow. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
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Top comments
SOILEDIT 51
Seems like you dodged a major bullet. I wonder if you would have proposed to her, she would suggest to be married as friends.
limegreenpoopie 31
Dating, 2016 style.
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Comments (145)
Big_D_Real 12
Best friend zone ever!
dada124 8
There's no way this was true. You had to be intimate, or at least bring up your relationship in the span of two years.
TearfulTurtles 6
When you ain't sure where the friend zone boundaries are
OrganicSistah 17
I wonder how many other friends she had that she wasn't dating.
angryo5trich 13
Did you guys not ever kiss or sleep together like did you guys "date" for two years and never once have sex
LH_FIRE_22 12
You were friendzoned in a god way
Abidawe 15
You never mentioned the words date, girlfriend, etc over two years? I feel she would have guessed if you gave her any hints that you thought it was more
Sidneyr 14
I wonder how many "good friends" she had...
maxy_rocks 11
You just reached a whole new level of Friendzone
pizza_time 4
Hate to tell you but thats bs she knew she just isn't good at social situations