Miscellaneous, Lonely, Cats and Isolation: New year, new me?

New year, new me?

By Anonymous - 31/12/2024 09:00 - France

Today, my phone's OS suggested I reflect on the year gone by. I started by scrolling through my photos and realized most of them were just pictures of my cat or screenshots of memes. I should get out more in 2025. FML

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Or maybe you just always forget to take photos when you get out.

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Or maybe you just always forget to take photos when you get out.

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