Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I announced to my friends that I'd proposed to my girlfriend and she'd said yes. I thought they'd be happy for me, since they were the ones who introduced me to her after all. Instead, they all were flabbergasted. One told me, "You realize we set you up with that fat chick as a joke, right?" FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I get to see my best friend and love of my life of two years marry the man she loves. Back then, I lied and told her I was gay to avoid her finding out my feelings for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
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realggirl 0
Your friend is such a d*ck! Poor girl. As if getting your heart broken isn't bad enough. :(
canucksnhl 0
f her life
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Comments (144)
stripedoctor 3
That sucks....
failirl 0
it sucks for him, but it's also an fml for her.... after 3 years she thinks it's finally time and gets all excited, only to find out that he really wanted to end things, not take it to the next level.
Horney4her69 0
when's the wedding you pussy?
penguinfighter 0
hahaha seriously
White667 0
But it's totally awesome for the best friend, I want to buy that man a beer and laugh about this whole situation with him. It was a brilliantly-guy thing to do. xD
paramorefan125 0
hell yeah!! dude ima girl nd I agree wit yuh!!
prinny_fml 0
yeah the joke is kinda mean to both of them (especially her) but it's still kinda funny
Toimu 0
LOL Didn't happen to me and that is why it is funny!
jesbar95 10
That's why the girl you're breaking up with should be the first to know rather than your friend. But that was pretty hilarious, that's something I'd do lmao.
andruha1123 5
marry her дпрпгпагирллтааполжзхзшрпп
ElMundio87 0
dprpgpagirlltaapolzhzhzshrpp.....what?
winterharte 0
String of Яussiал, ahem, Russian characters >_>
chris_the_G 0
did u bang her? cuz if you did your are sooooo ******. (wedding bells)
lostfaithinpppl 19
I would hope that after 3 years he took it for a test drive :D
bigboy_245 0
3 years u bet your ass they had to be bangin
Hanban 0
Yay three years!
Zills 0
you suck why would you tell your mate anyways.
Maddoctor 10
...because people usually want to get feedback on a big decision from someone they trust - like a best friend. Anyways FYL OP, your girlfriend should have waited until you proposed to say anything about marriage and your new life together...except that wasn't going to happen. Ouch.
GameDub 0
well idk some people just get caught up with young love, as teenagers do, and say all kinds of stuff, like we see here
hedgehogs 0
Yes, she should have, but being a former girl, I have to say that I understand. I had to learn to see what was there, not what I wanted to see, and it's still at age 55 something I have to remind myself to do! Unfortunate, and I am really sorry for all the pain and betrayal that this FML shows so clearly.
go_rangers 0
I know what you were trying to say... but "...being a former girl..." tends to provide a different message than "I'm a woman now."
stewie1744 0
wt the **** u mean when u say "being a former girl"? that mean ur a trannie or some shit?
RKftw 0
because he is your mate. ya know... buddies for life??
osnapp55 0
still hot
epound28 0
what the **** "being a former girl"
weissesengel 0
umm she obviously ment 'when i was a girl'. like, ya know, shes talkin bout wen she was a girl! god giv the woman a break
jake_fml 0
while mean, that's a pretty origional practical joke, I've never hears if this before and now I will try it out on a friend,
st0815 9
Hey great, you found a new way to be an asshole. You must be such a joy to be around.
iCrazie 0
i would have kicked my friends ass oh yeah fyl for having a douche for a friend
CallMeHush 1
I gotta admit, that was pretty damn funny. Now I want to know how you handled it.
kyarush 10
dude you can't get mad at him for that. lol that's genius
corme_fml 0
That's ******* cruel. OP's friend deserves to get his ass kicked.
smaginn 0
I think its crueler for the girlfriend, honestly.
bubblesdafrog 0
She mustve been so happy when she realized she thought wrong!
realggirl 0
Your friend is such a d*ck! Poor girl. As if getting your heart broken isn't bad enough. :(
TrekkieGirl 0
I agree! Your bestfriend is an ass. If you were together for 3 years, she probably thought that things were going well. Why on earth your friend thought doing something like this would be funny, I don't know. I will say, she will probably hate you more for having a friend who's such a jerk. You are the company you keep. Unless your girl is a total bitch or diva, she didn't deserve this happening to her.
vanillathirteen 0
yeah his friend is awful! for three years though you spent with this chick. you wasted her time!
acinom 3
that's ****** up. ya I'd also like to know how you handled it.