Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners, and "sleepovers" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML
Mystery Girl
Today, I found out that my girlfriend actually broke up with me a week ago. Apparently, she thought it wasn't necessary to tell me, she just assumed I'd figure it out on my own. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML
Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML
Slipped up
Today, I told my girlfriend that my ex is pregnant, but not to worry because it’s not mine. That’s how I inadvertently told her I’ve been cheating on her with my ex. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
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Mathalamus 25
well, that's a slight miscommunication.
kusje 31
Happend the other way around to me, this guy thinking we were together. Don't know which is worse... Life lesson learned: always ask someone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend and don't just assume you are in a relationship. Communication is quite important, as it seems.
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mikkyNZ 15
......how......
Mathalamus 25
well, that's a slight miscommunication.
kusje 31
Happend the other way around to me, this guy thinking we were together. Don't know which is worse... Life lesson learned: always ask someone to be your boyfriend/girlfriend and don't just assume you are in a relationship. Communication is quite important, as it seems.
NoahK2003 16
That has happened to me OP... It's nothing personal I'm sure, just tell her that you want to go on a date soon and everything will be alright :)
FalloutScrolls 25
"What we have here is failure to communicate."
ThrottleJockey 36
At least no one got shot here.
vOIDmASS 13
Perfect reference, perfect movie
Wizardo 34
Sorry to break it to you pal, she probably has you saved as 'Free Food' on her phone.
usedletterboard 7
I'm sorry that she's having financial problems.
brezzyanna 17
Or she thinks their friends. Or friends with benefits. Or just casually dating, not necessarily in a relationship.
Tripartita 45
Was it one of those situations where somebody was on the phone and you thought they were talking to you? (Eg "Hello" "Oh, hi" "I saw you earlier, looking great" "Wow, thanks! You don't look so bad yourself" "Yeah, hold on, this person thinks I'm talking to her") I've been there, OP. Numerous times. In fact, I have a couple of kids from just such a relationship.
Shinybaconplays 17
you have kids? I feel bad for them
travisinthetrunk 10
What we have here is failure to communicate.
flyingflies 36
The restraining order didn't clue you in earlier? Or when the breakfast in bed didn't gain a "Thank you", but more like a "What are you doing in my house?!" reaction?
manuwish 9
exactly what happens when you don't talk with eachother and define a relationship!