Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners, and "sleepovers" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend actually broke up with me a week ago. Apparently, she thought it wasn't necessary to tell me, she just assumed I'd figure it out on my own. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, I just had to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, who I've been friends with for the past 12 years. She chased me in high school and we dated before for almost 2 years, but now I finally see what I should have: She's still in love her ex, who abandoned her 5 years ago. I've been living in another man's shadow. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
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Top comments
SOILEDIT 51
Seems like you dodged a major bullet. I wonder if you would have proposed to her, she would suggest to be married as friends.
limegreenpoopie 31
Dating, 2016 style.
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Comments (145)
newburton13 26
Communication. Enough said.
Death69 24
Was it ever made clear that you were dating? Or was it just assumed?
guesswhatlifesux 14
This is why it is so important to make it Facebook official.
ThatTennisKid14 13
I think OP meant something other than sleeping when they said "sleep overs"
burgermike92 17
Did you ever try to DTR at all?
zefronke8 25
Dude you have it so good! You get to keep being friends with your "ex", and you get to keep hitting it while being single! (Excuse my language)
LyricaSilvan 30
Pretending not to know you guys were dating could be a coping mechanism. Maybe she just doesn't want you to know it hurts, so she's acting oblivious so you won't see her true feelings about it.
Ask_Sean_Connery 2
So... OP, you never kissed her in those 2 years?
whydollamaswim 9
Tough break bud:( but at least she's not heart broken
Benderama 8
What's wrong with friends with benefits?