Finding Kemo
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I went to school with a bad haircut. I got about 50 cancer jokes so far. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
nohair
United States
Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML
Xpresss
United States
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
Ravenclaw/Puckwudgie
Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML
Anonymous
Today, I slipped and gashed my head bad enough that my head had to be shaved to be sewn up. Right after it had finished growing back from chemotherapy. FML
ElectroSpecter
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Anonymous
**** my shit up
Today, I got a haircut and it was messed up for the fifth time in a row. FML
Anonymous
It's lit
Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML
Anonymous
Looking good
Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML
Top comments
Burkiie45 10
It could be worse. Like you could actually have cancer
SOILEDIT 51
What breed of assholes go to your school?! Nice name, by the way.
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SOILEDIT 51
What breed of assholes go to your school?! Nice name, by the way.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Hate to be the grammar nazi, but it's Chemo, OP. I thought it was kemo for the longest time, too.
XtremeHeat 14
No special breed of assholes. Just normal everyday teenagers who think they're funny and clever.
davidpropert 32
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Burkiie45 10
It could be worse. Like you could actually have cancer
Mightytall 35
Ya, you'll find that most people cannot stand to stfu and get past their petty superficial idleness. Even if they look like a freshly f'd squirrel themselves...
ellisp1 15
I don't think that's a laughing Mattar.
ConfusedCat 11
Your spelling is.
shaaza 16
Wow...thats one heartless school you are attending. People actually joke about cancer?
Enkeria 30
I'd rather have a bad hair cut than cancer. I watched several family members go through a battle with cancer and it's not fun.
c0ffeeb3an 15
I'd be sure to reply loudly: "Yeah, well, what can you do. Be glad you only have to deal with syphilis!"
Desiree_lianne 16
at least it'll grow back in a month or two?? could be worse! c:
Z_DENT 8
Been there. I feel for ya man
smoothies14 32
About 40 percent of them will develop cancer in their lifetime. They'll stop laughing then.