Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners, and "sleepovers" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend actually broke up with me a week ago. Apparently, she thought it wasn't necessary to tell me, she just assumed I'd figure it out on my own. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, I just had to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, who I've been friends with for the past 12 years. She chased me in high school and we dated before for almost 2 years, but now I finally see what I should have: She's still in love her ex, who abandoned her 5 years ago. I've been living in another man's shadow. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
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Top comments
SOILEDIT 51
Seems like you dodged a major bullet. I wonder if you would have proposed to her, she would suggest to be married as friends.
limegreenpoopie 31
Dating, 2016 style.
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Comments (145)
allykaymorris 24
Regardless of how it happened, at least you won't have a psycho ex!
davek 36
She knows what she's doing. And what she's doing is other dudes.
lunar999 23
Also in two years there wasn't a moment where OP tried to kiss said girl and she was like "woah bro what are you doing?"
vikky538 29
You clearly not on same page.. Forget the same page you guys literally in different books
Birdie27 11
Yep, his is romance and hers is a comedy.
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
or maybe he is very stupid
Mathalamus 25
i wish i had a girlfriend like that. :P
pandalover69 26
So you wish you didn't have a girlfriend?
Mathalamus 25
i dont have a girlfriend. and there's negative need for one, so... im safe in wishing that i dont want a girlfriend. a female best friend is good for me :)
Supersammy24 5
REJECTION
homtravel 10
Works well both ways!
2Procrastination 8
Soooo you never once called her your girlfriend or introduced her to anyone as your girlfriend....? I feel like this one is on you dude not her....
iateapenguin 27
Literally nowhere did OP say that, and I highly doubt it if they were dating for two years. As an earlier comment said, it's probably more likely that she did actually know and was just trying to save face in the break-up
Densetsu1000 14
And yet you never even discussed t in the past two years? How did your relationship even start?! She must have given you hints at some point during that period of time?!?!
MandieL 27
I agree, don't most couples have a relationship talk about the future once it starts getting serious? I feel like this should be a common talk after like 6 months, so you know to continue on or not.