Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners, and "sleepovers" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend actually broke up with me a week ago. Apparently, she thought it wasn't necessary to tell me, she just assumed I'd figure it out on my own. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, I just had to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, who I've been friends with for the past 12 years. She chased me in high school and we dated before for almost 2 years, but now I finally see what I should have: She's still in love her ex, who abandoned her 5 years ago. I've been living in another man's shadow. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
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Top comments
SOILEDIT 51
Seems like you dodged a major bullet. I wonder if you would have proposed to her, she would suggest to be married as friends.
limegreenpoopie 31
Dating, 2016 style.
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Comments (145)
baby5757 7
She must be really dumb lol
traveveland 16
this needs a follow up please
jaceherondale 12
did she let you kiss her or sleep with her?
CaityMandy 10
This is why guys need to actually ask girls to be their girlfriends
brose180158 9
Sooooo....... Y'all ****?
coolvictori 22
Didn't you ever make out or have sex or say "I love you"?
LizzyNitty 6
She probably thought you guys were friends with benefits or something like that.
Ayasha_fml 12
Either she's lying, or very very stupid. How can you, in all seriousness be that dense for two whole years?
pgx007 6
did you smash tho.....
lucygwen 5
Are you sure she's just not saying that to hurt your feelings? Someone who use to be my friend would totally do this to someone if they broke up with her