Today, I found out that my girlfriend actually broke up with me a week ago. Apparently, she thought it wasn't necessary to tell me, she just assumed I'd figure it out on my own. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I forgot it was her birthday. We had only been dating for 2 weeks. I didn't even know when it was. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not remembering our anniversary. Our three week anniversary. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
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distortedcognition 17
Not the sort you want to pair with
Jonkbaby 23
Tell her "this isn't working out for me, I think we should see other people"
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Comments (9)
distortedcognition 17
Not the sort you want to pair with
slowhandjp 18
How did you find out? Why didn’t you notice that?
ahabsfan 17
Which you clearly did. She was right.
Jonkbaby 23
Tell her "this isn't working out for me, I think we should see other people"
Ashleigh Hewitt 3
At least you've had a week to get deal with it
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
Kinda ironic that you didn't notice for a week!!!
Itsheragain 9
get with her bestfriend and just assume she'll figure it out on her own
julfunky 29
It’s hard to call it a break up if you don’t actually say anything. She’s a little bitch. Good riddance.