Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
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Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, I went to my parents' for dinner, who greeted me outside and immediately my mom said, “What are you wearing? Go to my room and change your shirt.” I was with my husband and I’m 47. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
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charlottex33 0
well...why weren't you wearing underwear?
heywowmoo 0
Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!
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Telly202 0
uhm, ew
leggomyeggo 0
maybe you should wear underwear in public from now on...?
TJStarzZ 8
So you let these kids up under the table knowing you have nothing covering your pussy? A. ****. B. Think before acting..in this case, "Is there a support made of cotton between my legs" BEFORE you leave the house, and C. A family restaurant? Seriously? I don't see how FML's like these even make it...
jeanniner 0
holy shit. thats your fault. 100%. why wouldnt you wear underwear with a skirt. soo stupid. you should not have a child.
DeadMansCrack 4
YDI if you didn't wear underwear on purpose. But if you were in a hurry and didn't realized that you were missing your clothes (which isn't very likely), then FYL.
Sucks2beYouxD 0
You totally deserved it, bish :)
droppinloads 0
Today my mom took me and my brother to BK and tried to pass it off as a "family restaurant". The bright side was that I got this really cool Star Trek glass. Unfortunately, when I crawled under the table to show my brother I saw that my mom was trying to tempt all of the desirable men in this upscale establishment by showing the goods. Not only am I scarred for life, but now some guy with a crown and creepy mask wants me to call him dad. FML
sexaddict247 0
wow your stupid, put some fucken underwear on you ****, your supose to be a mom!
DaemonDoC 0
****... thats a kid damnit!
sexaddict247 0
Obviously this chick is lying in these comments by saying it was her cousin and not her son! she wrote and i quote... `My 4 year old` and the she wrote that he awsered her with `mommy` ..... i dont know about u but niece doesnt call me mommy lmao