Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, I went to my parents' for dinner, who greeted me outside and immediately my mom said, “What are you wearing? Go to my room and change your shirt.” I was with my husband and I’m 47. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
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charlottex33 0
well...why weren't you wearing underwear?
heywowmoo 0
Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!
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Ric3ball 0
gross.
dancin303 0
a shirt skirt with no underwear for a family dinner and assuming since it was nice whether there might even be a breeze. and in this family dinner you have 2 young sons. ohhh that makes complete logical sence i completly understand. :l *sarcasm*
snoopy2010 0
166 - It's not that she's a *****, it's that she's a complete moron with no decision-making skills at all. If my gf did it, yeah it'd be hot - but not if she did it in a family restaurant with kids running around. It's never happened, because almost everyone I know has some form of common sense. We're closed minded because the OP shows her snatch to her 4-year old kid? It's called simple decency.
Ohnoitslindsay 0
#173- She did not intentionally show her "snatch" to a 4 year old. No one prior to that was aware of it, so clearly it was not noticeably indecent under normal circumstances. She was seated at a table and therefore felt safe uncrossing her legs, which she would not have done if she were expecting there to be eyes under the table. It is an honest mistake.
pleasetryagain 0
#166. People are calling her a ***** because she chose to go commando on a family outing with the kids. If your girlfriend is going commando, chances are you're probably not planning a wholesome evening. It's all a matter of putting each situation in perspective. Showing off your cooch to someone you're sleeping with- not a *****. Showing off your cooch in a family restaurant with your kids and other families present- total *****. Also, I hate that she's whining about this and then posted a comment to complain about the people who aren't consoling her. You know what the risks are when you wear a skirt/dress/kilt with no underpants. If someone sees you, it's your own fault. Don't expect sympathy from complete strangers on the internet.
happygoluckyhh 0
You're a ****. You go all commando outing out with kids? Eww!! You sick, sick mamma. Leave your kids in the hands of Octo-Mom she will be a better parent than you! *****!
Nakedsquirrel 5
My sister apparently almost never wears underwear, even with skirts (which she wears on a regular basis) and isn't careful at all about how she sits or walks, either. She often bitches about "pigs" that catch glimpses of her cooch, and has made her boyfriend's life miserable for not getting enraged at these people and doing something about it afterward. The sad part is, she's not so much against underwear as she is obsessed with Marilyn Monroe.
Ohnoitslindsay 0
#175 I got the impression that she got dressed that way in the morning because it was hot outside, and then in the evening the family decided to go to dinner. If she did in fact dress that way specifically to go out on a family outing, then yes, your point absolutely holds true. But that's not really my interpretation. And I agree that she shouldn't have expectations when she posts her embarrassing stories online. But in her defense, the original posts were disproportionately offensive.
WylrPnufh 0
I love you, #39 XDXDXD
pleasetryagain 0
#178, it says nothing about her having dressed up earlier for a different reason and then going out with the family. All we know is that she wore a skirt because it's warm.