Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, I went to my parents' for dinner, who greeted me outside and immediately my mom said, “What are you wearing? Go to my room and change your shirt.” I was with my husband and I’m 47. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
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Top comments
charlottex33 0
well...why weren't you wearing underwear?
heywowmoo 0
Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!
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Comments (275)
charlottex33 0
well...why weren't you wearing underwear?
MiGman 5
op that was totaly smooth
immazombeastxD 0
literally
murlocholmes 5
As people stared, she looked to her husband for comfort only to catch his big grin/wink combo....
heywowmoo 0
Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!
Mel_ham 15
That changes things?
Bryan_Z 0
OMFG LOL
bca101 0
bahahhaha ikr!
peoc 0
MILF!
XblahhX 0
f YOUR life?? f HIS life- hes the one who had to see you without your underwear!
ddrluna 2
That's disgusting, not having any underwear with a young child present like that. = Surely you, as a mother, should know what's appropriate and what's not. You're not going on a hot date, you're going to a family dinner. Jesus.
gavin751 0
Scarred for life! Maybe you should put your child's feelings, above you feeling the cool breeze. ;P
mrhahn530 0
hehe....he...giggidy...
SulfurPlague 0
yes!
omglyktotally78 0
Well why the hell aren't you wearing any underwears? That's gross! Shame on you! Especially if you're a mom who popped out 2 kids down there, your ****** is probably stanky, huge and not what one will call pleasing to the eye...so stop being so nasty, grow up and put on some underwears!
lostmymind16 0
what were you expecting to happen at dinner for you to not be wearing underwear with your family? awkward...