Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, I went to my parents' for dinner, who greeted me outside and immediately my mom said, “What are you wearing? Go to my room and change your shirt.” I was with my husband and I’m 47. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
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charlottex33 0
well...why weren't you wearing underwear?
heywowmoo 0
Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!
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alexgirl 0
I think these comments are completely uncalled for. There's nothing wrong with not wearing underwear with a skirt if you're careful. Obiviously she was, because no one found out about it until the kids was under the table. I know many times I would dissapear under the table to scoot across when I couldn't get around any other way, and my parents wouldn't realize it until I popped up next to them. It was a complete accident that the kid saw anything, and not something that she would be charged with. If that was the case, my mother would get charged when I accidently walked in on her changing. Or when the bathroom door didn't latch properly and I walked in on her bath. The fact that you'll go commando is awesome. Although maybe a resturant isn't the most sanitary place to do that. so FYL for having your kid announce that to everyone.
horribleville 0
How is this not your fault? F'in tramp.
Udyjay 1
how about wearing underwear? lmao especially with a skirt
pleasetryagain 0
Hey- #201- I was minding my own business. I did not know this woman existed, nor did I have any reason to talk to her until she posted her complaint onto a site that I frequent that has a comments section. I figured that once she had done that, the topic was up for debate. I guess I was wrong.
krankypoptart 0
Are you from Texas?? (I have nothing against people from Texas. It just seem like the ultimate southern trailer-trash sterotype.) ... And eew, if its hot outside, why go commando?? That makes the stuff you sit on smell... gross!!
kaladron 0
Oh c'mon, everyone. What I or anyone else wears under clothing is no-one else's problem. If she was wearing a thong and it poked above her pants, would you also say she'd done something wrong? Sheesh. She was being discrete, didn't feel like wearing underwear, and happened to get caught by someone who otherwise didn't care (her kid didn't care, really) To everyone: Why are mothers more require to wear underwear than everyone else? Something in your own tight-ass upbringing?
Hullaballoo 0
Why do you let your kids go under the table? Basic manners will go along way.
kellster 2
There is so much wrong with this. 1) That you went commando in public, to a family restaurant, with your family present 2) That your kid was under the table in the first place, instead of getting out of his chair or the booth or whatever and going around. Public restaurants are not your own, private home. Have a little decorum. 3) That you were sitting in such a manner that he could see directly up your skirt. How short WAS it? Were you perched on the edge of your seat with your legs a mile apart? Even if you had been completely commando in a miniskirt, sitting normally, with your legs together, could have prevented that from becoming public knowledge. 4) That your kids haven't been taught to keep their voices to a reasonable volume when in public. Nothing ruins eating out like other people's children shrieking stuff like this at the top of their lungs.
j1026 0
You really should have had on underwear hot or not if you knew you were going outside. I agree with 209 to the fullest!
greeneye_fml 12
YDI for not wearing underwear.