Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
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Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, I went to my parents' for dinner, who greeted me outside and immediately my mom said, “What are you wearing? Go to my room and change your shirt.” I was with my husband and I’m 47. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
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charlottex33 0
well...why weren't you wearing underwear?
heywowmoo 0
Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!
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Comments (275)
shananigans 0
I'm more disturbed by the 15-year-old commenter who takes baths with her three-year-old cousin (#115) than I am by the OP's story. What 15-year-old still takes baths to clean themselves anyway, by the time I was 12 I was only taking baths if I wanted to relax with some bubbles or if I had cramps...
BrutalDave 0
MILF MILF MILF MILF PS: #184, go get some pussy.
misterman2 3
1. You were with your kids. 2. You were at a family restaurant 3. You're a mother! 4. You were in public! 5. Learn to cross your legs YDI
webbles 0
What's your address? I'm sending you $5 so you can get a nice pack of panties at Walmart.
supercatgirl 0
i know one time when i was in school i forgot to put panties on when i was in a rush in the morning and didn't find out till noon that i didn't have any on.
darkstar310 0
dam I wish I could be there
sunshyne84_fml 0
dont forget your underwears next time
the_holy_one 0
#5 u made me laugh out loud xD You totally deserved that... pwned x3
Go_Home 0
Uhm, WHY weren't you wearing underwear? You're going on a family outing with children and other families who'd like to have a nice time. Respect yourself, and have some decency a little. God, people are so pathetic and ignorant. What a disgrace.
FarSide 23
Most of these comments are from women. It is not anyone's MF business what you wear under your dress, or whether you are a mom or not. If she wore black underwear, some of you would criticize her because they were not white. So MYOB. And why were you shooting beavers under the table anyway?