Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, I went to my parents' for dinner, who greeted me outside and immediately my mom said, “What are you wearing? Go to my room and change your shirt.” I was with my husband and I’m 47. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
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charlottex33 0
well...why weren't you wearing underwear?
heywowmoo 0
Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!
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randomsloth 0
ummm yeah you are pretty freakin nasty and you should know better then that like if your kids goin under the table you should make sure to cover you snatch man freakin a
mylifeisfuckedd 0
Lmao 51 is so right Reminds me of reginas mom in mean girls...
thequeenofscots 0
@39: I love you for quoting that. Whatever happened to propriety?
shadow_child 0
YDI. Every woman knows that underwear is mandatory when wearing skirts.
Figureskater_15 0
FYL. lets see. she could have worn a thong but maybe she didnt have one. and also i know tons of ppl who dont wear udnerwear with skirts and im one of them, even when i wear a dress i dont wear underwear cause you can see the lining of it. anddd by the way im pretty sure the 4 year old has already seen his own mother naked. My cousin, who is 3 has seen me naked... no big deal. btw im 15.
WesSunMan 0
something smells fishy here... and the comment above me... congrats 15 years old and well onto the path of being a *****
Cerataphora 0
At least he didn't make any remarks about hair content, would've been even more embarrassing.
Insert_Wit_Here 0
Pics or it didn't happen
magicoilyoctopi 0
Keep it classy. YDI. All the way.
Figureskater_15 0
im not a ***** and never will be on. want proof im not a ***** and will never be on? Im 15, never had a boyfriend therefore never had sex and hes my freaking cousin. I have baths with him and when i babysit him overnight, i have to get changed in front of him. Once my cousin reaches 5 I will not be having a bath with him...HES FAMILY. SAME BLOOD> doesnt matter,