Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
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Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, I went to my parents' for dinner, who greeted me outside and immediately my mom said, “What are you wearing? Go to my room and change your shirt.” I was with my husband and I’m 47. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
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charlottex33 0
well...why weren't you wearing underwear?
heywowmoo 0
Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!
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neverland_fml 0
Once you have kids, it is NO LONGER OKAY TO GO COMMANDO. Only when you're young and your ****** doesn't look like stretched silly putty is it okay.
genius_man16 1
#115 family just mean you call it incest also you can have sex without having a boyfriend so that's hardly "proof" the fact that you don't wear undies with a skirt at 15 pretty much means you'll be a *****. "Oh noes! Someone will see my panty line! OH THE HORROR!!" Cuz when i see a panty line my first thought is "God damn, i really wish i didn't see that. I can't believe that girl would do something as silly as wanting to keep people from seeing her vag."
coconut_crush9 0
#117 - While I agree she should probably wear a thong under a skirt, I don't see how it makes her a *****. And I get undressed around younger members of my family. Your mom was never naked in front of you? That's pretty sad when your family makes you ashamed of your own body when you're so young.
MyAchilles 0
lol Ew, I hope you didn't leave a snail trail on your seat. #25
DangerousBabee 0
Did you feel a slight breeze :D
cheeseandchips 0
YDI for not wearing underwear..... on a hot day, that's gross.
starbucks14 0
At least wear a thong, i mean come on going to a family resturant with your family... ♥
ocfan90 0
YDI for not wearing underwear with a skirt on a breezy day . . . like wtf ?
paks7 0
wow ***** much? i'm not against going commando...but at a family restaurant, in a skirt, with your kids? that requires underwear its disgusting when people don't wear underwear with skirts
sham_bow 0
Okay, whatever. She wasn't wearing underwear.. I guess it is okay with a LONG skirt, because like I bet no one would see it.. For me, this is kinda a YDI and a FML because a kid is a kid and they probably got bored so they went to play, but a YDI for wearing a short skirt while being a mother. OH BTW.. Would you do this if you had a daughter? Because that would be setting a really bad example to her :)