Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, I went to my parents' for dinner, who greeted me outside and immediately my mom said, “What are you wearing? Go to my room and change your shirt.” I was with my husband and I’m 47. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
charlottex33 0
well...why weren't you wearing underwear?
heywowmoo 0
Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (275)
angelikat_17 0
as a mother you should go out with underwear on wait even if you not a mother especially wearing a skirt
Danielle02 0
You're a classy one.
BaldOuting 0
hahaha YDI
im_bored 0
So...everyone agrees on skirt+underwear....but why were you letting your kid crawl under the table???? Esp a FOUR YEAR OLD that is old enough to learn table manners. THAT is what I don't understand.
feesh 0
Yea umm when I was 4 my mother never allowed me to crawl around the bloody floor of a restaurant. Teach your kid some manners and maybe you wouldn't have that problem.
Ohnoitslindsay 0
This is kind of ridiculous. You know every single one of the guys in here claiming this woman is a ***** for not wearing underwear would be turned on if their girlfriend didn't. And assuming that it was not a miniskirt, not wearing underwear is perfect acceptable. No one would have known had the kid not been under the table, and who is going to assume that people will be crawling under tables when they go to dinner. You people are so closed minded.
Hydra_fml 0
#148 A fifteen year old girl taking baths with her three year old cousin? That's... creepy. #161 win. Seriously. No one, least of all your 4 year old, wants to see that.
SeventhFonons 0
... WHAT DUDE ARE YOU GRUNE FROM TALES OF LEGENDIA?! TELL ME NOW, DAMN YOU
whimsical_fml 0
Everybody seems to be interpreting this as the f-your-life-ing being that your child noticed the lack of underwear. I take a different approach - Perhaps the "fmylife" part comes in when the OP realizes that indeed, they did forget to put on underwear. Hmm..
myLifeIsSoBoring 0
here is the thing: kids dont know what is and isnt ok to say in public