Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, I went to my parents' for dinner, who greeted me outside and immediately my mom said, “What are you wearing? Go to my room and change your shirt.” I was with my husband and I’m 47. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
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charlottex33 0
well...why weren't you wearing underwear?
heywowmoo 0
Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!
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oyster42 0
There's nothing wrong with not wearing underwear. Maybe OP just hasn't had time to do laundry. BUT, YDI for not crossing/closing your legs, and for allowing your child to crawl under the table at a restaurant. Rude.
sjl89 0
YDI! that's disgusting, my god. people are trying to eat there, you've got family with you, and your sitting without your legs crossed airing your vag? i don't have anything against going commando as long as your wearing pants. at least cross your legs for gods sake.
simpsonman3000 0
say "im a woman and can go panty-less if i want" all you want... it is extremely disgusting to go to a family restaurant, or even in public, in a skirt/dress without underwear. so what if you were under a table; what if you had been outside and tripped and your pussy was exposed to the whole world? what if you went to the mall and forgot you didnt have any and let your pussy reign free while you were sitting on a bench? disturbing. your parenting license should be revoked and you have the nerve to complain that we're not saying "oh, its ok, it was a mistake" mistakes happen ,but this is just horrifying. and FYI, its not called EATING OUT for this reason
BirdmanJV 0
To the original poster: please ignore all these a-holes. I am a father of three, and I think that what you did is perfectly fine. It's just horribly embarrassing that you got busted. It's not like you were planning on screwing your husband right there in the restaurant - you just wanted to feel sexy for awhile, maybe anticipating some fun later in the evening. I can completely understand you wanting to hold onto some little shred of your sexuality. It's very hard raising kids and still making time and the effort to have fun in your sex life, and I applaud you for trying. If you're reading through all of these comments, please don't let all those negative ones get to you. You didn't do anything wrong or disgusting or slutty. You did what you wanted to do to feel happy, free and feminine. Your husband is a lucky man. :o)
feesh 0
#184--are you her husband?
im_bored 0
#184 was the one with a bulge in his pants!
LavaMonster 0
#23 hahah! gross..but i still laughed lol
sickinlove13 0
I don't wear underwear, but at least I have common sense to wear it when I'm wearing a dress or skirt.
pleasetryagain 0
Yeah really, #184. Keeping your relationship alive and sexy is great, but there is a time and a place. If this had been your child's teacher or babysitter you would not have the same reaction.
Nandian90 0
YDI: Ummm... you are a Mom not a Teenager. It is time to put the underwear on.