Lola
Today, for the third time, I’ve had to clean a puddle of pee from the bathroom floor. I live alone, and I’m a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
notpayedenoughforthisshit
Boone, United States
Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
Chris Chandler
Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML
anti-peecleaner
United States
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
lydia
Like that's an excuse
Today, my mother screamed at me because she thinks I peed on the toilet seat. Not my dad, me. I’m a girl. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
You can't hide forever
Today, I needed a pee while my dad was painting the bathroom and of course he warned me to not touch the wet paint. I started to pee and for maybe the third time in my whole life I did a two stream piss; one into the bowl and one all over the wet paint. I’m writing this hiding in my treehouse. FML
timon_n_pumbaa
Tokyo, Japan
Second time
Today, I found myself locked in a bathroom for the second time in my life. This time at least I was at home. I live alone. I had to break the window on the shower door and crawl out. Now, I need to crawl in/out to shower, brush my teeth and more. FML
meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
missed
United States
Sprinkler system
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
ihatewalmart
United States
Live Laugh Love
Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML
Boyufd
Getting wet, but not in the good way
Today, it's been the fourth day in the row my pregnant girlfriend peed the bed. It's also the fourth day I have to clean it since she's too embarrassed to do it. FML
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Fata Morgana 1029 9
I definitely have questions, but I'm not sure I'm mentally or emotionally prepared for the answers.
weeping_willow 25
Well, either call a plumber, or sit DOWN when you pee
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weeping_willow 25
Well, either call a plumber, or sit DOWN when you pee
stuball8 7
maybe time to install a camera to check what's going on
Fata Morgana 1029 9
I definitely have questions, but I'm not sure I'm mentally or emotionally prepared for the answers.
silentbabydeer 10
Maybe you slept walked?
RichardPencil 32
Are you on Ambien?
saberjpg 6
There are only 3 possible explanations. 1. Your toilet is leaking. However, that is unlikely or you'd have been cleaning puddles on a daily basis. 2. You're not as alone as you think you are. Again, that is unlikely. 3. You are cleaning your own pee that you don't remember leaving. Although it seems silly, it is the most reasonable explanation. Maybe you should install a camera?
Ksweety_fml 27
Either you sleep walking, someone has been coming to your house that you don't know about, or your house is haunted..
mekiswrite 21
Ghost urine?
Phil 14
Okay one of two reasons why this is happening: you have a poltergeist, or you drink a just don't remember peeing on the floor. And since the simplest solution is usually the correct answer, I'm going with the poltergeist lol.
Kittun 17
Maybe a rodent or animal of some kind you don’t know about?
donb23 23
Time to get those pee pee pads and not the kind for dogs.