Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
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Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, I went to my parents' for dinner, who greeted me outside and immediately my mom said, “What are you wearing? Go to my room and change your shirt.” I was with my husband and I’m 47. FML
Today, I took my two-year-old out to dinner. During dinner, our son went to the bathroom three times. As we were getting ready to leave he kept saying he had to go potty. He had gone multiple times, so I thought he would be fine. As he stood up, a giant turd fell on the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
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charlottex33 0
well...why weren't you wearing underwear?
heywowmoo 0
Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!
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sictransit_rosie 0
that's disgustingggggg
genius_man16 1
#118 who said I was ashamed of my body? I'm quite comfortable with it thank you very much. Noc my mom was never naked in front of me. Nor was my sister. Or my dad. I guess each family's different, but in mine that's considered pretty nasty. But I don't get how that makes me ashamed of my body. Also, i never said she was a *****, i said she's on track to /become/ one
tim0391 0
Why would you go to a family restaurant with your small children without underwear on?? what the hell is wrong with you!
curlybrunette 0
i think you should just wear underwear!
coconut_crush9 0
#128- At least in my family, we consider it normal to be naked around the younger kids. Not all the time, just not freaking out when they come in when we're taking a shower and stuff. It shows them there's nothing wrong with your body. And yeah, but you keep insisting that she is becoming a ***** and it's kinda like.. alright, drop it. And saying that it's incest because she changes with her innocent younger cousin around? come on.
pencilmustache 0
OH HAII BRITNEY SPEARS
snoopy2010 0
I'm with 128 - Why does parents not getting nude in front of their children make kids "uncomfortable with their own body"? I guess every parent has their own taste, but if my parents were ever naked in front of me I'd move away.
lenab_fml 0
Next time wear underwear...btw its disrespectful esp if your out with your family
samoth_fml 0
I like the way you party, I think we should exchange information and see what happens :)
scb197 0
for the rest of his life, he'll succumb to cougars and he'll wonder why...