Today, we found out that the beloved "Uncle Jimmy" from my early childhood was really the man my mother was cheating on my dad with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, I found out that the man I called grandpa for 40 years is really my dad. My drunk aunt spilled the beans. Her exact words were, "My dad is a better dad to you than he EVER was to me! You never wondered why he treated you better than his other grandchildren? You're his son!" FML
Today, we got the results of our family's ancestry DNA tests. My father isn't related to me, but my grandfather is still my grandfather. Apparently grandma cheated on grandpa to get 'dad', and my mother cheated on 'dad' with my 'uncle' to get me. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I dawned on me that my step-dad, who cheated on and is now divorcing my mom, is my favorite family member. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
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Top comments
PlaiPie 11
Well hopefully you have other happy childhood memories to hold on to :D
Awahso 25
O.o
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Comments (82)
gracehi 33
Time to skull **** Uncle Jimmy with a crossbow bolt.
Welshite 40
#44: I like your point. It seems particularly valid.
lilhellian 27
44 They can play the keyboard so why not type? They're evolving. The meme culture is evolving.
MrSassypants 34
One day they're going to become overloads and rule the human race and they'll probably take me out first for insulting them but since I'm going to be taken out I'll keep making fun of them. lawl stoopid kats
Kramanats 2
This is fake. It's a rip-off of a cyanide & happiness comic.
BrandonR1982 3
Are you sure it's not "Daddy Jimmy"??
BlowinChronic 18
I think all of you guys are missing the point that there is a ******* assassin behind the cat AND the woman!
Brssps 13
Wow...just wow... I hope your mom bit his jimmies at some point
mirandom24 10
Haha this is funny because my childhood "Uncle Jimmy" (same name), my mom's good friend, turned out to be a drug-dealer who raped my dog. Seriously.
HughHolmes 10
disgusting man....