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Today, I dawned on me that my step-dad, who cheated on and is now divorcing my mom, is my favorite family member. FML
Today, I dawned on me that my step-dad, who cheated on and is now divorcing my mom, is my favorite family member. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized what terrible people my parents are. They divorced because they were having knockdown, dragged out fights over constantly cheating on each other. Now they’re cheating on their current spouses… with each other. My stepparents deserve so much better. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, I found out why my dad always treated me badly as a kid compared to my siblings. It's because I was conceived while my mom was cheating on him. On top of that, he made it clear that he still doesn't consider me a "real" part of the family. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
Today, I was told by step-dad, who I live with, that my mom "hates my guts" while smiling so big, because he got a call from her. He's so desperate for her to come back that all the lying, cheating, manipulation, and emotional abuse doesn't push him away. She's a tornado. FML
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
Today, we found out that the beloved "Uncle Jimmy" from my early childhood was really the man my mother was cheating on my dad with. FML
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sarkycow 25
I know the cheating part changes this as it could really hurt your mum's feelings but maybe chat with her about him (not that he's your favourite family member! but that he has been family to you) and see if she would be at all open to you seeing him occasionally (this will also have to do with him as some people once they're an ex they're an ex to the entire family). When my aunt and uncle split up (they're been together at least 10, if not 15 yrs) my uncle was my favourite family member and the only one I could talk to about my feelings. I spoke with my aunt and explained and she allowed me to keep my relationship with him - and he wanted to keep it too. She's even went out with him when my other aunt's are in town (from Australia) and I see him when I'm home (from California). Talk it out with your mom, maybe after the divorce and everything is settled. Until then, find another friend or family member who you can rely on and spend time with.
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RichardPencil 32
Maybe you can party with him every second weekend. Sounds like he's got a knack for banging hot babes. You'll learn much from him.
sarkycow 25
I know the cheating part changes this as it could really hurt your mum's feelings but maybe chat with her about him (not that he's your favourite family member! but that he has been family to you) and see if she would be at all open to you seeing him occasionally (this will also have to do with him as some people once they're an ex they're an ex to the entire family). When my aunt and uncle split up (they're been together at least 10, if not 15 yrs) my uncle was my favourite family member and the only one I could talk to about my feelings. I spoke with my aunt and explained and she allowed me to keep my relationship with him - and he wanted to keep it too. She's even went out with him when my other aunt's are in town (from Australia) and I see him when I'm home (from California). Talk it out with your mom, maybe after the divorce and everything is settled. Until then, find another friend or family member who you can rely on and spend time with.