Today, we found out that the beloved "Uncle Jimmy" from my early childhood was really the man my mother was cheating on my dad with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, I found out that the man I called grandpa for 40 years is really my dad. My drunk aunt spilled the beans. Her exact words were, "My dad is a better dad to you than he EVER was to me! You never wondered why he treated you better than his other grandchildren? You're his son!" FML
Today, we got the results of our family's ancestry DNA tests. My father isn't related to me, but my grandfather is still my grandfather. Apparently grandma cheated on grandpa to get 'dad', and my mother cheated on 'dad' with my 'uncle' to get me. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I dawned on me that my step-dad, who cheated on and is now divorcing my mom, is my favorite family member. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
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Top comments
PlaiPie 11
Well hopefully you have other happy childhood memories to hold on to :D
Awahso 25
O.o
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Comments (82)
byRose 7
I hope your dad made up with her, anyways that sucks dude
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Why the hell would the dad make up with her? If "Uncle Jimmy" is still around, then who knows how long the wife has been cheating. I know I wouldn't want to be around my cheating wife who brought the "Uncle" around my children. Like #10 said, that's disgusting.
ICastillo 25
I Want to know how you never mentioned "uncle Jimmy" to your dad? On the other hand your mom is an ass for making you think "uncle Jimmy" was always visiting to fix mom's plumbing.
rhaemese 9
****liked my bad auto correct
hapy_pig098 13
I remember that happened once with me but he was just a friend.......or was he -.-
Welshite 40
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should never trust a nun, especially when it's Noor. Joking by the way...
RaveBlade 4
Now you know why you heard your mom scream "yes jimmy!" when you were young, while your dad was doing night shifts in Mcdonald's.
RaveBlade 4
Now you know why you heard your mom scream "yes jimmy!" when you were young, while your dad was doing night shifts in Mcdonald's.
CustardAndPie 13
#19, I dunno if you were aiming for "look at my awesome edgy humour", but you missed. You hit "I'm a douchebag".
4everblackjack 10
Well that escalated quickly..
brianjman14 23
Even a nun with an assassin in the background?
jmcr 27
Ouch awkward
CaptNomNom 17
She doesn't look like a nun...more like a Muslim lady with the head covering. :)