Today, we found out that the beloved "Uncle Jimmy" from my early childhood was really the man my mother was cheating on my dad with. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, I found out that the man I called grandpa for 40 years is really my dad. My drunk aunt spilled the beans. Her exact words were, "My dad is a better dad to you than he EVER was to me! You never wondered why he treated you better than his other grandchildren? You're his son!" FML
Today, we got the results of our family's ancestry DNA tests. My father isn't related to me, but my grandfather is still my grandfather. Apparently grandma cheated on grandpa to get 'dad', and my mother cheated on 'dad' with my 'uncle' to get me. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I dawned on me that my step-dad, who cheated on and is now divorcing my mom, is my favorite family member. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
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Top comments
PlaiPie 11
Well hopefully you have other happy childhood memories to hold on to :D
Awahso 25
O.o
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Comments (82)
kathryn14 19
Sucks. I met the woman my dad cheated with too.
desolator 2
sorry abt tgat, it sucks big time . is your father called jimmy ?
stitesy29 18
DADADADADOUBLE FACEPALM!!!!!
Welshite 40
That was quite violent. Did you accidentally knock yourself out? Although, you may have actually managed to knock a couple braincells loose. I'm not so sure that's a good thing.
BlowinChronic 18
36- Ahh don't worry about it... He's already lost so many it shouldn't make much of a difference anyways.
denden_mushi 11
FML for your dad. But at least you didn't find out that he's your father. That would have been even worse for you and your dad.
gregkingsley 4
"mom why does uncle jimmy always stay the night in your room?"
twinkiefeets 17
Noor is not the cat all her other pics were of a Muslim girl no cat
denden_mushi 11
If you don't mind me asking, how did you find out?
unknown_user5566 27
38- Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?
gracehi 33
Time to skull **** Uncle Jimmy with a crossbow bolt.
gracehi 33
Time to skull **** Uncle Jimmy with a crossbow bolt.
MrSassypants 34
kyleekay, I don't think you understand. Noor can't be a cat. Cats can't even type. They can upload picture of women with themselves in it. 38 has a valid point. The most valid point of valid points that are valid.