Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
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Top comments
Fedor_fml 0
please slap your mom for me
L4Dgirl00 0
motherly love
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Comments (116)
L4Dgirl00 0
motherly love
Horney4her69 0
yes, such a good mommy... she loves you.
SirJamie77 7
Hahaha nice one
bettadenne1 0
so did u get a raise?
majones 0
No, but the boss got a raise. ;)
texasmadeG 0
haha ur moms a garden tool:P
repyourcliche 0
Sexual innuendos were all well and good until comedians, like yourself, started shoving them down my throat...
deliciouscake 3
today, my husband's boss walked up to me and told me he would be fired unless I ****** him, my child found out and only knows the last part of the story. FML.
reyemrein 0
wait....there has to be a bright side to this.... uuuuuuuhhhhh..... you and your mom can take the carpool lane to work?
ey3seecold 0
I think she is using u for an excuse to be a milf!!!
kitty_f 3
wow ur mom is nice
simawesome_FYL 0
#38 wins
sam411411 0
today, my son is useless. I'm am using this to have sex with his boss. SCORE!
smr167 6
I'm not sure that's the Stimulus package Obama had in mind to create jobs....
M4V3R1CKR13 0
# 79 lol
SmellDaPurp 0
hahaha ydi for being useless.
bballpg021xx 5
who cares in Michigan any job is good as long as you keep it who cares
daaaniel 0
lololol #38
sam_hates_ham 0
2!
Fedor_fml 0
please slap your mom for me
kiwicutie_101 0
fourth!!
TRJADN 0
nice ^
skullbashd 3
^^^^^ win
cadillackitty 0
at least she wad trying to help. have her do something really kinky and you might get a raise
chaos753159 4
awesome mom tell her youve been paying tour dad to stay with her
chaos753159 4
i meant your
SmellDaPurp 0
that would be hilarious. :P
Me7824 0
how lovely
MadaZer0 8
Not as lovely as you OP: At least you still got your job man. Plus you can become the bosses favorite ands move up in the ranks. Then you can tell you boss about the great sex he had with YOUR mother..... Errrr I mean daughter!
majones 0
hahahaha 28.
MadaZer0 8
Vlad why are you the only person who has to bring me down >.> Not only that... You kick me while I'm down... <.<
amazinglyava 0
wow you must be pretty darn ugly if you have to diss people over fml for having courge to show thyre faces unlike yourself
piinkbunnii 1
Agree with
MadaZer0 8
Thanks~ But I love hiding behind my anime characters~ I love anime as much as I love the opposite sex~ :P
Kockdiesel 0
only problem is, people who love anime don't have sex
Starfire22 5
yes they do, I love anime,mangas, and playing my ds and I assure u that I have plenty of sex with my fiancée who is also a gamer and anime fiend ;)
MadaZer0 8
^This = Win~
greeneyedgoalie7 0
I kinda agree with @28 flirting with people on here is pointless
quinnteh 0
That's because nobody else would have sex with either of you Starfire22.
CallMeHush 1
Starfire, the exception that proves the rule ;D
inurockx 0
it
MadaZer0 8
And i like your cat duck :D
ilovechuux13 0
sounds like her excuse.
danieltang34 0
indeed
CallMeHush 1
That is just what she told you. She was really into it for a good hard, well you know.
heartlessagony 0
Sins of a mother