Today, I stepped outside the house with my wife. She looked up at the sky and asked me in all seriousness if stars are man-made. FML
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Today, while watching a news clip about NASA's Mars helicopter, Ingenuity, my wife asked me if Mars has a sun. She was serious. FML
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was, "Clean your glasses." FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML
Today, while at dinner with my wife, she asked me what was on my mind as I stared blankly at the window. "Nothing" was interpreted as, "We are boring, and can't stand each other." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
Today, on vacation my wife asked if I wanted her to take my picture. I realized it was the first time in our 10 years she had asked me that question. Moments later I realized it's the first time in my life that anyone's ever asked me that. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML
Today, my mother told me the sun was the largest planet in the solar system. When I told her it was a star, she accused me of lying. We had to bring Google into this. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Well, the Death Star is.
Welshite 40
Why yes, yes they are.
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Comments (184)
joolee 5
She sounds like a keeper
xXxIracebethxXx 14
She obviously is if they're married.
Pleonasm 36
If he told her that stars were a celestial body, she would probably think that THEY were the ones that made US.
breathemein 10
I was going to make a joke about the south since you're from sc. But then again I don't want to offend anyone...
P374RD3D 9
^Well, all the elements were made inside stars, so I guess stars did make us. Indirectly, of course.
Pleonasm 36
I thought that the first elements were made in the big bang... and others in supernovae? Correct me if I am wrong I never did astrophysics.
james2398 6
Yay we are talking about my second favorite sub-subject
JerryH 9
Well stars are born from novas and supernovas but not all elements are found in stars. Like the sun, there are only 60 elements in it. But yeah all elements came from the big bang.
crackz12 10
All elements found in the human body can be found in stars and its pretty widely accepted that is were they come from. And the big bang theory no longer holds much ground in modern science, an implosion theory is more accepted than the explosion theory now. Or if you believe in the trinity than that pretty much means jesus (a man) made the stars in which case the wife is right. Either way ignorance toward a subject shouldnt be confused with stupidity failure to learn doesnt imply impossibility to be taught. Ps im a college dropout dont trust me, google it. Dont trust google either though...
ConBroChilll 9
89- supernovae are the end of a stars "life". After the Red giant phase, they blow up with kilotons of pressure. Thus making the white dwarfs. And since the carbon output during the explosion was under such emmence pressure, white dwarfs are earth sized diamonds. Sorry if I got to nerdy; I had to take Astrophysicisim a few years ago:)
AllThingsBright_ 11
Tell her you made them yourself out of Christmas lights just for her. I'm sure she'd think you're 'so sweet'.
breathemein 10
At 108- Like I said, I don't want to offend anyone... Especially someone with a shotgun. ;)
thisguyian 8
'Murica
Welshite 40
Why yes, yes they are.
Jjgibbs 5
Are they? Ive wondered that too...
olpally 33
15- I hope you see 3's sarcasm... And I hope you're being sarcastic too... Lol.
Jjgibbs 5
What is this sarcasm you speak of?
mduffy08 8
Sarcasm is too main stream
patrickalamo 48
Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb
LordoftheOcelots 10
Can anyone else see stars actually being man-made?
unknown_user5566 27
There there, patrickalamo. No need to speak so harshly about yourself.
rhidiculous 4
satellites, yes
olpally 33
Don't be an ass, 48... Jeez.
LoveGuru69 0
A south carolina education at its finest
skittledonuts 10
You're hot.. I'm giving you thumbs up lol
copo37 7
She's about as bright as the stars she's looking at I'd said.
Prolux_fml 23
Considering they are many stars in the universe MUCH brighter than our own sun, using your logic, OP's GF is a f**king genius.
redbluegreen 41
You mean wife.
Rowdey 10
Wouldn't that mean she's smart..? Got beat to it. My bad
copo37 7
I'm sorry, I forgot that the Internet doesn't understand the sarcasm seeping off my statement.
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
I don't see sarcasm anywhere. You know what I think? I think you made a mistake. And like so many people, you try to cover it up by saying "It was sarcasm!". No... It wasn't, we both know it. Now accept that you failed and that's it.
Tezoma 28
The blatant sarcasm practically drips off your words. But yes, this is still the internet. And no, people can't read sarcastic tones. I'd recommend avoiding sarcasm in the future completely unless it's obvious enough for a four year old to understand.
copo37 7
100.. I think you could be a little less of a douche. It was no mistake. When some one says something ignorant or stupid people reply with the " oh your a smart one". This can be generalized to my comment when some one says your a bright one, when they said something dumb. Me calling her "bright as the stars she's looking at" is plain sarcasm as calling her a "bright one". Now, before you put an ass hole comment, re think it first.
BlowinChronic 18
130- Maybe you should rethink the way you used "your" and change it to "you're".
copo37 7
140- Maybe you should spend your time doing something else instead of posting a useless comment?
s810s_waitin 1
Like how you're posting unless comments on the Internet?
copo37 7
Oh and so are you, maybe you should learn how to spell useless. Lookie what I did I'm being mundane.
Anth194 3
Just stop
Olivxr 5
She's a keeper
cowycal 4
Original.
BlowinChronic 18
Not only is it EXTREMELY original, they are also only the second person to say that in the comments!
StoryOfTheYear 15
She doesn't sound smart enough to be a keeper... she seems better suited for a beater.
StoryOfTheYear 15
In hindsight that looks like I'm suggesting OP go all Chris Brown on his wife's ass. That was a Harry Potter reference.
Pleonasm 36
Well, the Death Star is.
james2398 6
Agree but it got destroy so yeah but it was use to be there
Pleonasm 36
Sorry, "was" then, my bad! ;)
james2398 6
Ohh no u were good no need to change it i actually am very sorry for the comment sides ur jokes always made me laugh keep it up
cobi45 2
Pleonasm, I always read your comments in some kind of witty, analytical voice with a splash of british accent lol. Anyways, don't worry, we will probably see it rebuilt in the new Star Wars movies
Warmonger_Smurf 29
I'm sure there will be another one. Except this time made by a walking talking mouse. And it will have big round ears.
Pleonasm 36
39 - Are you taking the mickey? (pun based on british colloquiallism) Anyway, it would be called the Wish Star not such an uncooth thing such as the Death Star!
james2398 6
Speaking of puns do u guys notice the name of the op on this is a pun to the wife question
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Wish I may, wish I might, first star I see tonight. Please don't obliterate my home planet.
james2398 6
Doubt that going to happen but to be safe go on a vacation
unlucky_seven 14
and the second..and the third...and the fourth
unlucky_seven 14
and the second..and the third...and the fourth
unlucky_seven 14
and the second..and the third...and the fourth
yessy729 0
She deserves a YES ...
enchi999 8
Don't say anything. Just smile and pat her on the head.
yessy729 0
Pat her on the head? I don't think he wants her to get any dumber tho ...
olpally 33
she just went full retard... wow... lmao
neurodoc 1
Is her name penny? And yours Leonard?
james2398 6
Because she has little "cents" we know
ideasrule 13
Penny isn't that stupid. Remember that episode where Penny got exasperated by the stupidity of Zach, while they were talking about the Moon?
james2398 6
Yes from Big Bang thoery
gracehi 33
Yeah, Penny isn't stupid. She's just not a genius like Leonard. A better question would be if his wife is Forest Gump.
tne201992 12
Penny isn't that dumb, but damn shes gorgeous!! lol
myFMLname 8
Well, you married her
SpiritOfFire 8
Optimistically she was asking whether celebrities (stars) are made by a male (man-made) or female majority.
fuzz97 23
WRONG