Today, I found out that the man I called grandpa for 40 years is really my dad. My drunk aunt spilled the beans. Her exact words were, "My dad is a better dad to you than he EVER was to me! You never wondered why he treated you better than his other grandchildren? You're his son!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Today, we got the results of our family's ancestry DNA tests. My father isn't related to me, but my grandfather is still my grandfather. Apparently grandma cheated on grandpa to get 'dad', and my mother cheated on 'dad' with my 'uncle' to get me. FML
Today, I was at a family gathering when my aunt drunkenly confessed that she had once dated my dad in high school. Everyone laughed, thinking it was a joke. I didn’t laugh. I just stared at her for 10 minutes, processing how our family tree had now become a circle. FML
Today, I got the guts to call my dad for the first time in nine years. He said he "almost didn't remember" he "had another daughter." Another? FML
Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
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Top comments
lukey101 26
Woah that's heavy!! So your 'grandpa' clearly ****** your mum, but where' & who is your 'dad'?
RichardPencil 32
I hope your "grandpa" is your dad's dad, not your mom's dad. That would make it slightly less appalling.
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Comments (8)
Plop 17
Let me go throw up first, I'll comment later...
Nikki 17
This is so confusing, it’s normally that a sibling was actually a parent We’re going to need some more explanation here please!
Anderling 33
Man, OP, I’m so sorry to hear that. That must’ve been a huge shock. All I can say is that I hope you can find the help you need to be able to give this news a place.
lukey101 26
Woah that's heavy!! So your 'grandpa' clearly ****** your mum, but where' & who is your 'dad'?
RichardPencil 32
I hope your "grandpa" is your dad's dad, not your mom's dad. That would make it slightly less appalling.
JackWood 21
And poof, just like that your aunt is now your sister.