Today, campus security called me to let me know a lawnmower crashed into my car. Apparently the guy mowing the lawn lost control. My car wasn't parked by any grass. I need a new bumper. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, campus security called to inform me that my car had been in an accident. I rushed down to the security office to find most of the officers laughing. A portable john blew over on to my car and smashed my rear window. Now, security calls me "Port-A-Potty Guy," and my car smells like shit. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I dropped my car off at the dealership for a bumper replacement due to a hit and run in a parking lot. After being told it was ready, their shuttle picked me up, and backed up into my just-replaced bumper. FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, my car alarm went off so I went outside to investigate. Apparently, the abundant rain water in my street had swept a trash can five houses down, only to be stopped by my car. My bumper was dented by a run-away waste receptacle. FML
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
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Top comments
Kyzahhh 7
I hate losing control at 5mph and crashing into cars while on my lawnmower
techweed 12
That bastard should pay for it
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Comments (65)
pandapoopDX 0
should of had a v8
shorty1911 0
V8s blow
BagleHead 6
You should've done what I do; tape TM-46 Russian anti-tank mines to my bumper. No one ever crashes into my car and of they did, they won't again!
pineapplefiend 13
Shorty you crazy.
skata 4
13- yeah because you won't have a car
MagicallyFat 12
11- I think he's referring to the drink
enonymous 9
If this was Louisiana I would blame Bobby Boucher
nolarboot 10
This sounds like a fender render to me.
KiddNYC1O 22
27- Awesome.
techweed 12
That bastard should pay for it
13FTW 9
My question is how the **** do you lose control of a lawn mower? That takes some serious skill, or lack there of.
Fruit_Dealer 9
The guy mowing the lawn had another of these famous daydreams that occur when breathing fresh grass emmanations for an extanded period. True story.
illmatic2 16
I'm guessing he was drunk.
KiddNYC1O 22
2- I'm pretty sure the Doc does not drive a lawnmower.
Senior29 8
didnt he pay 4 the damage?
tylersign 11
Eh, he might have paid for it. I don't know about 4 though.
XKXKKXK 10
^ That was clever.
tylersign 11
Ah sorry, I forgot to put my clever shoes on earlier.
Kyzahhh 7
I hate losing control at 5mph and crashing into cars while on my lawnmower
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Some people just can't drive slow. But they can sure as hell weave in and out of traffic on the highway doing 90 mph.
KiddNYC1O 22
15- Oops, didn't mean to cut you off...
LucyGucy 7
Me too!
stevenJB 25
"But you don't have to cut me off!".... >.>
yamatelle 19
...and then two days, we hear that the lawnmower guy got "accidentally" hit by a car. What are the odds...
TraceCase_ 19
That's hard to do. If you even lift one butt cheek off my mower, it shuts off. What a dumbass!
Fruit_Dealer 9
Trues questions are : how man butt cheeks are on your lawnmower, and why aren't you providing us any pictures of it?
Fruit_Dealer 9
I can not believe how many typos are in my previous comment. Thx, iPhone keyboard :)
TraceCase_ 19
How man...y butt cheeks? Usually just the two. As far as the photos go...I would take some but I heard that's how you lose control and hit parked cars on those things.
dusthawg 4
Um some lawn mowers have the connection cut so it stays running at all times we took ours off cause ours had a battery problem
dusthawg 4
Um some lawn mowers have the connection cut so it stays running at all times we took ours off cause ours had a battery problem
Zomg_Okay 27
Demand compensation OP. You know it was the guy who they hired to mow the lawn and security basically confirmed it, so...
deadrising084 1
If your trying to get compensation with that argument you should just file a lawsuit against the company
nater535 7
At least he wasn't driving an actual car.
Fruit_Dealer 9
Non-actual cars are much better.
KiddNYC1O 22
8- Your comment made me laugh hard.
thijskrol 0
drive a car into hia lawnmower
Freeze_fml 17
Get that guy fired.
EvilPotato 15
17 who, the guy who told him the news should be fired?