Love, Awkward and Cheating: Today, we found out that the beloved "Uncle Jimmy" from my early...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2012 20:53 - New Zealand - Tauranga

Today, we found out that the beloved "Uncle Jimmy" from my early childhood was really the man my mother was cheating on my dad with. FML

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PlaiPie 11

Saturday 10 November 2012 2:47

Well hopefully you have other happy childhood memories to hold on to :D

Awahso 25

Saturday 10 November 2012 2:52

O.o

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waitwhatsgoingon 18

Saturday 10 November 2012 17:23

Well, I guess it's safe to say that she rustled his jimmies:/

TatianaArlena 1

Saturday 10 November 2012 18:42

Lmaooo , damn your moms to real

AdobeAlf 2

Sunday 11 November 2012 0:10

Wow, just like my mom. I ******* hate cheaters, i dont think people understand how painful a situation like this can be. It really hurt me badly.

escobar07 10

Sunday 11 November 2012 1:32

She likes uncle jimmys Jimmy if you know what I mean

n3ov 6

Sunday 11 November 2012 2:43

he might be your dad.

rpy13 12

Sunday 11 November 2012 3:38

No offence, but that's the oldest joke in the book - that "uncle" anyone is really mom's boyfriend. you honestly didn't get that before???

blueeyes211 3

Sunday 11 November 2012 10:15

Same thing happened to me the other week, but it was my "auntie" Katie, who my mom invited in, to spice things up. And she stayed

Jocgre 13

Friday 11 October 2013 10:43

Scared for life.

Anarchy66 16

Friday 21 March 2014 16:41

I feel your pain. Same situation happened to me too

theonecasey 27

Tuesday 24 June 2014 4:08

Awe parenting ! She's awesome at it! Sarcasm, sorry OP

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