Today, we found out that the beloved "Uncle Jimmy" from my early childhood was really the man my mother was cheating on my dad with. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my uncle, who is still married to my aunt, is trying to seduce my mom. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, I found out that the man I called grandpa for 40 years is really my dad. My drunk aunt spilled the beans. Her exact words were, "My dad is a better dad to you than he EVER was to me! You never wondered why he treated you better than his other grandchildren? You're his son!" FML
Today, we got the results of our family's ancestry DNA tests. My father isn't related to me, but my grandfather is still my grandfather. Apparently grandma cheated on grandpa to get 'dad', and my mother cheated on 'dad' with my 'uncle' to get me. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I dawned on me that my step-dad, who cheated on and is now divorcing my mom, is my favorite family member. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
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PlaiPie 11
Well hopefully you have other happy childhood memories to hold on to :D
Awahso 25
O.o
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Comments (82)
StoryOfTheYear 15
Can I be a lamb frolicking in the middle of a highway?
Axipiter 24
Sorry to hear this. Something similar happened to me, my mother's supervisor was always "giving her a ride" home from work a few years ago. He sure was.
s810s_waitin 1
I don't believe in evolution.
MrSassypants 34
And I can't believe it's not butter.
DrBlack 9
Sounds like a Saville joke but only Brits would think that I guess...
LexieWins 0
I hope she didn't name any kids after him...
tech9mo 3
Your moms a *****
LolPieRofl 11
And that's the end of that! Tune in next time on Noor does FML!
Maria_Obligacia 14
Ouch. That hurts.
kiroarous 9
It is