Family matters

Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

Love is love

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

WTF Mom?

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

All in the family

Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML

Today, we found out that the beloved "Uncle Jimmy" from my early childhood was really the man my mother was cheating on my dad with. FML

This is fine

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry

Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML

Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML

Today, I found out that the reason my best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on my mom and writes her love letters. FML