It's my own cheating heart that makes me cry
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML
Today, my mom is 44 years-old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
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Chazzster 32
You have discovered that your parents are human. Stay absolutely out of it, neither be part of Mom’s cover up nor run the news to Dad - Explain that to Mom. You are not responsible for your parents’ relationship. If or when it all blows up you do not want to have been involved because that will affect your relationship with both your parents. My own mom had a affair that came to a blowup when I was in college. I was not aware of it until then. Mercifully to me, my concerns at the time were on college and not being home all the time was best for me. Eventually the affair didn’t work out for Mom (the other guy had too much to lose to get a divorce he said). My parents got remarried “for the younger kids” (I am the oldest of 4). A couple of years later Mom did it again and this time Dad got custody and that was the end of their relationship (no more remarriages). My Mom, like yours I assume, has some occasionally serious flaws but she’s still my Mom. I always was closer to Dad but I got parts of my personality from both. You don’t get to choose your parents. You have to make do with what you have. Let your parents sort out their own relationship.
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Chazzster 32
You have discovered that your parents are human. Stay absolutely out of it, neither be part of Mom’s cover up nor run the news to Dad - Explain that to Mom. You are not responsible for your parents’ relationship. If or when it all blows up you do not want to have been involved because that will affect your relationship with both your parents. My own mom had a affair that came to a blowup when I was in college. I was not aware of it until then. Mercifully to me, my concerns at the time were on college and not being home all the time was best for me. Eventually the affair didn’t work out for Mom (the other guy had too much to lose to get a divorce he said). My parents got remarried “for the younger kids” (I am the oldest of 4). A couple of years later Mom did it again and this time Dad got custody and that was the end of their relationship (no more remarriages). My Mom, like yours I assume, has some occasionally serious flaws but she’s still my Mom. I always was closer to Dad but I got parts of my personality from both. You don’t get to choose your parents. You have to make do with what you have. Let your parents sort out their own relationship.
poopface82 25
Sounds like you have some pretty juicy blackmail material. Use it wisely.