This is my life
Today, I need money to fix my car, I need my car to get to work, and I need work to get money. FML
Today, I need money to fix my car, I need my car to get to work, and I need work to get money. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my car broke down. The good news is I can afford to have it fixed. The bad news is paying for the fix will wipe out my savings, which I need to get certified for a non-minimum-wage job. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML
Today, I was driving to get groceries when my muffler fell off. I need to get it fixed or else I’ll lose my job, and my job is far away from where I live. If I take an Uber or anything, it will be taking most of my paycheck. Man, FML
Today, I got woken up by my parents telling me I had to go buy a car so they could have transportation. Neither of their cars work, so I was letting them use mine, and then they wrecked it. It needs nearly a thousand bucks in repairs to be drivable again, but since it was my car, I have to replace it now to appease them. FML
Today, my car broke down dead in the middle of the highway. As I was unable to get it out of the road, it was impounded, and my insurance won't help. Now I'm further in debt and struggling to get to work. FML
Today, I learned that repairing my car will cost more than it's worth. I'm barely making it paycheck to paycheck and I had to sleep in that car several nights this week after getting thrown out of my sister's house. Now I need a room AND a car. FML
Today, I finally got my paycheck from working at my minimum wage job for the last three months. I was delighted when I saw it was worth $846. On my way to cash it, I destroyed my car's suspension. It's going to cost almost $800 to fix. FML
Today, my car crapped out in the middle of the road, after over a year of only being able to find short contract jobs, all while juggling the grief of the back to back deaths of my mother and grandfather. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad let me borrow his car for transportation to work because mine got totaled. This car is a complete dump and I've realized he's only letting me use it so it's my fault to fix the broken things on the car. So far, I've had to replace the battery and two popped tires. FML
Today, my mom sold the car I've been working on for the last few years for 100 dollars. To buy gas for her car. FML
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Top comments
jbuckets_404 39
In other words: Same Shit, Different Day....
Monsieur Connard 67
♫ In the circle of life It's the wheel of fortune It's the leap of faith It's the band of hope 'Til we find our place On the path unwinding In the circle, the circle of life ♫♫
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Monsieur Connard 67
♫ In the circle of life It's the wheel of fortune It's the leap of faith It's the band of hope 'Til we find our place On the path unwinding In the circle, the circle of life ♫♫
thefmlman2011 37
It’s an everlasting dilemma
jbuckets_404 39
In other words: Same Shit, Different Day....
WistayShlaio82 13
That’s called adulting
Diawar 2
🎼 The wheels on the bus Go Round and Round
RichardPencil 32
Uber to work. Ask a coworker for a ride. Not that hard a problem to solve.
LilMamaRedd 14
Welcome to adulthood
zhawk316 5
In other words, you suck at financial planning. Call a friend or get a bus ticket.
alycion 39
Small loan from someone or bank? Credit card through a car repair chain? Uber or public transport if it’s available in your area? Car pool? Pay friends gas money to help ya out? Lots of options. None great. Life likes to do that to you. Most chains do offer credit. The interest sucks. But the qualifications to get it are very low. Sucks to be stuck with the bill. But there are ways to pick up extra cash.
AmbrosiaFan 19
welcome to adulting.