Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
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Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
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Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I found out why my dad always treated me badly as a kid compared to my siblings. It's because I was conceived while my mom was cheating on him. On top of that, he made it clear that he still doesn't consider me a "real" part of the family. FML
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untoldfame 3
your dad is a vindictive champ. everytime your mom calls your name, she has to think of the other woman. maybe you should go by your middle name?
jjenniferr05 0
Ouch, kinda twisted.
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Comments (122)
tiemoon37 0
that sucks! i hope the name is still cute though
xNatsuki 0
Does your mom know this?
Xero3g 5
Your dad has a pretty sick sense of humor. He deserves a high five.
infowarrior 0
YDI, for being born!
aback 5
Ew.
jjenniferr05 0
Ouch, kinda twisted.
grungecat 0
Rofl fyl
untoldfame 3
your dad is a vindictive champ. everytime your mom calls your name, she has to think of the other woman. maybe you should go by your middle name?
MidstOfDarkness 0
Woow, that suck bad. >.
LMAO_over_here 0
That stinks! Hmmm, 9 votes for YDI... How on earth could she "deserve that"?
kaaz_fml 0
A bunch of Neanderthals exist on the site, that's why.
thrawg 0
yeah theres always a bunch of YDI when clearly there is no way she could have ever deserved it...she wasnt even alive
divineinstrument 2
It's gonna up to 272 YDI votes now. There are always a few hundred people on the site who post YDI to absolutely everything. It's not a huge deal. Your dad's a bit of ******* really. Cheating's a pretty shitty thing to do in the first place, but naming your child after the person you're cheating with? Disgusting. Anyway, there's not much you can do. As long as you don't let it get out that you're named after your dad's thing-on-the side.
Oatmon 0
How You Could've Deserved It: Your mom needed en vitro fertilization to conceive you, and the eggs she used just happened to have belonged to the mistress. But even then, that'd be a stretch...
boblikeschikin 0
I'd kick my dads ass
greenltrn2003 0
this is one of the few FMLs where your whole life is, has, and will always be ****** FYL
cadetxtemprencex 0
ZOMG HAI KAT THIS IS MY BEST FRIEND WHO PUT THIS UP I WAS WEBCAM CHATTING WITH HER WHEN SHE POSTED THIS =o yeah, her dad is kinda a douche. up until now kat was told she was named after katherine hepburn but because her dad's a dumbass [[her words not mine]] it was spelt wrong, lyk kathryn. turns out the girl he had an affair with kat's mom with was named kathryn. write sp and all. I LOVE YOU KATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
alex_vik 1
Her dad had an affair with an actress?
alex_vik 1
Wait, shit, I could hardly make sense of your comment.
blue8795 0
No, it's like this. The OP was told she was named after a famous actress, but her name wasn't spelled the same way. Then her father admitted she was actually named after his mistress and not the famous actress.
theflamezbegin 0
I'm named Kathryn. After the Star Trek: Voyager captain. See? She's pretty damn lucky.