Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, my mom got in my house while I was on vacation and “cleaned it” AKA moved everything around. Now every time I ask her, “Mom, where's my unpaid bill?” or “Mom, where’s my blue suit?” or “Mom, where’s my work ID?” all I get from her is, “Oh it must be somewhere; where did you see it last?” AAAAAAAARGH FML
Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML
Today, it's been a few weeks since I moved into my own place, so I decided to visit my parents. I rang to ask for a good time to come over but all I got was basically, "Nope, you’re moved out now, a grown up, no longer our problem, ring us when you get some girl pregnant with our first grandbaby, bye." FML
Today, while at a family reunion, my parents kept bringing up horrible things I did when I was about 4-6 years-old that I've been trying to forget for decades. After a while, I just stormed out. When I came back in the room, my dad had the nerve to ask me why I left and why I wasn't talking to him. FML
Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML
Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML
Today, my mom walked into my room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on my face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on my desk while I wasn't looking. FML
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Top comments
fuzzbuck1 4
Maybe cause your beauty was distracting to guests
devil_laugh 8
Such an FML, sorry to hear that OP. -.-"
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Comments (68)
devil_laugh 8
Such an FML, sorry to hear that OP. -.-"
BlowinChronic 18
Yeah... It is such an FML isn't it! For a moment I was expecting a story where OP outlined how amazing their life is, but I was SHOCKED to find a story about how their life sucks!
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I think you went a little too far with the sarcasm. Thin line between funny sarcasm and ignorance.
Curiousmaknae 5
41- k
Meettitan 14
44- Not so much ignorance, more just a flat out absence of any humor.
fuzzbuck1 4
Maybe cause your beauty was distracting to guests
samasara 20
You, my friend, are a charmer.
brittanyrmh_ 12
Too bad OP's a boy.
MoodyBlue320 11
Men can be beautiful.
letmehavemytea 21
53- don't be stupid. Men aren't beautiful, they're DAMN BEAUTIFUL.
ohSNAPyall 27
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Beautiful boy.
samasara 20
51. Where do you live? Are all guys around you ugly? There are a lot beautiful boys around me...
brittanyrmh_ 12
I live in Canada. 'Nuff said.
Argumental_Rhino 8
The best thing I can come up with for this FML is "What the ****?"
Jordan740 6
That's quite sad all you could come up with was "What the ****".
Jordan740 6
If all* Now I feel like an ass..
MindFreakazoid 10
Think harder
Bloodjoker 11
Surprise! you've been omitted from the family :)
denden_mushi 11
I understand stripping the room bare, but removing his pictures too. He must have done something to really get his parents angry, or they want to slowly phase him out of the family for some reason.
graffitied_love 20
Denden_mushi, I love your profile picture. One Piece is my favorite manga
doglover100 29
That sucks. Sorry OP.
cowycal 4
Generic.
Ja777 9
Wow! I would say maybe they emptied your room so they could do something else with a room you're not using anymore. But they've got no excuse for taking down the pictures...
Sai_Run614 7
Response: Because for some reason I have stupid hopes. Like the hope that my mother actually cares about me.
RaveBlade 4
Good thing that you moved out then.
green2go 14
11 love the profile pic lmao
vbmg152 19
Well, if you hadn't visited them in a year, maybe they got their feelings hurt! Maybe they thought you'd omitted them from your life! Go home more often, not less! If you do, things will get better!
vbmg152 19
You have a point!
CaptNomNom 17
Wow. You're parents are, putting it bluntly, dicks.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Actually, his parents are, putting it bluntly, humans.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Bullshit they're humans. You're just covering up for your own kind, Penguin. Don't be fooled by his mind trickery.