Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I went to see a movie with a seemingly nice guy after a friend set us up. As soon as the movie started, he unzipped his pants and told me to, "Get to it". FML
Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML
Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
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o8643 0
It would have lasted 20 seconds anyway... You're not missing anything.
m3l_fml 0
Just saw the Robot Chicken episode, nice improvise, adding the whole virgin thing.
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Comments (161)
MNDUBBER 0
@ 50: yeah, only if they are ******. high five.
murdermygymsox 0
Be flattered that he chose you :)
lincolnunit 0
bleh; when girls make it so easy like that it turns me off
plexico 4
Send me your rejects, then, because I like slutty, easy girls! I'll send you my prudes -- deal?
justanotherhuman 21
@72: lol. You get a /cheer. "I like sex. I like women. I'll hump anything in a dress. I'll even get down on the floor with you right now, if they'd turn off the lights." Go into the office with your boots on, and you'll die with your boots on, eh?
Rydizzle 0
you got butt naked before he even took his pants off?!? ever heard of fore play? that dude sounds like a wierdo
justanotherhuman 21
Not necessarily. For some, it's the gift. For others, it's the unwrapping. Taste in foreplay differs, and you can't argue foreplay. Taste, I mean you can't argue taste;-p
car6435 0
damn
Sessee 4
What are you two, twelve? It would make sense. He's a virgin and you say "do it". Nobody says that after middle school.
hello2009 0
i hope you never talked to him again...hes a douche
jaybirdka 0
what a ******....i bet he jerked off till his dick was raw when he got home.
jugglernaut 0
if that were the case, he prolly isn't gay... ;)
lhm__ 0
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
goddamme 0
He might've just been lying cause he didn't like the looks of you naked. o.o
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, ...and? Was there like a nude portrait drawing, or did it just end there? Was it him just staring at your body orrrr did you gently guide this boy-child into manhood via intercourse? I guess just... "...and?" I mean, I enjoy hopping off a lady right before intercourse and reenacting the scene where Cate Blanchett rejects the ring's temptations in that second lord of the rings movie as much as the next guy, but I'm wont to hop back on and follow through; assuming she's still interested. Sounds like your boy was having some go-ahead-authority-issues in his head, seeing as you were already naked and going for his zipper. Or, who knows. Maybe he really did just want to see you naked, and all the heavy petting and erection-inspiring tactile contact was just a clever ruse... to... see you naked... and not do anything with you... ugh this sounds pathetic. I would have just grabbed his crotch- if I hadn't aroused him, at least I'd have mortified him properly.