Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I went to see a movie with a seemingly nice guy after a friend set us up. As soon as the movie started, he unzipped his pants and told me to, "Get to it". FML
Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML
Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
o8643 0
It would have lasted 20 seconds anyway... You're not missing anything.
m3l_fml 0
Just saw the Robot Chicken episode, nice improvise, adding the whole virgin thing.
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Comments (161)
Shizden 0
YDI for being a woman.
babbu18 0
Uhh how does the matter even relate to wether your a man or woman?? go and freaking get a life man! seriously!
jonmansheppard 9
154- agreed
beckiemarie 0
Haha I'd be kinda flattered. And if its his first time, he would of lasted a minute, at most. So your not missing out on much
latiolais11 0
It's possible to go twice in one session, there might not be as much stamina in it, unless u have a boy that's in good shape
T1A2Z3 35
What kind of guys are you sleeping with that last a minute in total?
FML_Add1cT 0
@22 biblical? Wtf
onlysoph 0
Maybe he was just nervous or something, or chickened out? Either way, he wanted to look at you naked so I guess it's a compliment
AndelleRae 9
Why do people have such a problem saying the word sex? Seriously. It bothers me. I can't work out whether this is a YDI or FYL situation. It just kind of made me laugh a little bit.
sanchogrim 18
your weird.
hi_from_HI 0
Sorry to do this, but YDI for being WAU too easy. And "hanging out with"? Meaning you weren't even dating him?!?! Come on seriously.
AntiChrist7 0
Do you get naked for eveyone? otherwise you should just start a webcamshow. YDI
ElNegroHombre 0
He must be gay. Who cares if you're a virgin if you got a naked hot chick in front of you tap that. Unless you're an ugg.
Mylife_is_so_fd 0
ydi for being a dumbass and striping down for a gay who you arent even dating
baller789 0
YDI for being ugly