Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I went to see a movie with a seemingly nice guy after a friend set us up. As soon as the movie started, he unzipped his pants and told me to, "Get to it". FML
Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML
Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
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o8643 0
It would have lasted 20 seconds anyway... You're not missing anything.
m3l_fml 0
Just saw the Robot Chicken episode, nice improvise, adding the whole virgin thing.
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Comments (161)
lifeisgoood 0
you deserve it, well because first off your not mature unough to have sex anyways because you say "do it"
DameGreyWulf 1
Well, obviously, he's a nervous virgin. Now it's his turn to strip down to for you. Then, next time, you can both be naked, though you don't necessarily have to get down and dirty. Try handjobs and ******** in the meantime; encourage him. That is, if you want to work with him anyway. After all, he is just "a guy [you] have been hanging out with."
esodrevOcinorhC 0
This same thing happened to me last week (Me being a nervous virgin). It ruined my summer. So, don't be a ho and comfort the son'bitch
cmac86 24
good for him.
upintheorange 5
so, he takes off her clothes and then ******* out? yeah. what a fine specimen of a man.
Guitarist45 0
at least now you know you're not ugly?
supernoob 0
im 12 years old and what is this? lol jk but maybe he changed his mind after he saw you naked?....
purple990 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA suckaaa
treli1593 0
how is that bad? It's his first time, he's nervous, and he wants to see this beautiful girl before you get it on. NOT an fml. ****.
romaunts 0
Woo, so what? Your life isn't ******... he wanted to see you naked, that's sweet. So what if he's not ready for sex? Ease him into it... Him wanting to see you naked shows that he's interested, and it's progress.
laleona 0
he probably came in his pants
DameGreyWulf 1
Actually, this IS possible. He was too embarassed to let you know? After all, he IS a virgin.