Today, I went to see a movie with a seemingly nice guy after a friend set us up. As soon as the movie started, he unzipped his pants and told me to, "Get to it". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
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Top comments
LMAO__no 15
I would have laughed and promptly moved to another seat!
TAntobella 14
Wow. Fire your friend..
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Comments (150)
LMAO__no 15
I would have laughed and promptly moved to another seat!
SalenaCrosse 16
Your name matches your comment perfectly XD awesome
psychopolarbear 28
I would have pretended to look really hard at his crotch, laugh, and then tell him I couldn't find what he wanted me to work on. After that, go somewhere else or leave the theatre.
robsic66 14
I guess you could say that the movie blew?
_delusions_ 15
Nah he just wanted her to lend him a helping hand.
jrod9327 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What. The. Fuuuuuu! His pickup game is strong.... Yeahh
jrod9327 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Downvotes for sarcasm? Sorry guys/gals. I suppose it didn't come off as intended
Roxas_hearts 27
Nah your comment just sucked.
RopeRodent 4
I made your comment visible just so that i could downvote it.
LittlePengy 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
well... did you give him some??
beeferjay 34
She couldn't find it, apparently
KayDee29 31
Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh snap
derangedplanet 23
Maybe this guy just didn't quite get that "take me on a date first" didn't mean we'll be at it in the theater... hahaha.
TAntobella 14
Wow. Fire your friend..
pixierara 28
Sometimes you just don't know. I've had a similar situation happen and now my friend and I hate/ make fun of the guy together
xxkrystalxx 14
Lol this needs a follow up. I wonder how she reacted.
xx000o 27
Probably got right to the door.
Danne696 14
Why would you set up your friend with someone you don't know?
emlizcat 21
I freaked out and told him that I had to go to the bathroom and I didn't come back. Later I told my friend about it and we just laughed. No second date.
mike3775 39
So a second date is out of the question?
Evil_Jester 17
I would've starting laughing and said " get to what"?
scarlett3diaz 24
Or "I don't see anything"
vikky538 29
No one can beat this comment
enginsteve 17
haha he said "beat"
18drakerad 18
I love when there's only a few comments in the beginning and you get to play God with who gets the top comments
keithsbooty 20
At least you know not to trust your friends with guys anymore
ThePandoricaOpen 18
Well, the friend may not have known.
Feklfekl2222 32
If I had the guts, I'd have 'got to it' with my mouth, and give him the toothiest ******* he'll ever receive
Mauskau 36
What if he didn't wash? What if he had massive warts all over it that would've popped in your mouth? (I'm making myself feel sick here). Don't put strange objects in your mouth, especially when you can't see them! Oh and it's in public and you just met this guy etc.
Tripartita 45
I think #10 was employing hyperbole to say that there should be repercussions for being a douche.
TheGreenEyedWolf 13
Wow. Somebody that actually understands English. Kudos.