Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I went to see a movie with a seemingly nice guy after a friend set us up. As soon as the movie started, he unzipped his pants and told me to, "Get to it". FML
Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML
Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
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o8643 0
It would have lasted 20 seconds anyway... You're not missing anything.
m3l_fml 0
Just saw the Robot Chicken episode, nice improvise, adding the whole virgin thing.
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Comments (161)
ronws23 0
someone is a clever beast
dyld921 2
Rape him. Force him to do it. It can't possibly be that bad. He's a pussy.
UncleverName_FYL 0
LOL OP make him into a man
alliemi 0
If it were a girl you were talking about you'd get so much flack on here for saying "rape a girl". But saying "rape a guy" is okay. double standards.
xClarkGable 0
HAHAHHA More power to him, srsly.
dan81892 2
what a ******
mannix_fml 0
Kick his ass or something!
DenElite 0
I doubt this is real. Using "it" is pretty much around the Middle School area. Trust me I should know
mynameiss 0
i understand that he's a virgin and all but still REJECTED.
itscatherineyo 0
"do it" what are you, 12?
braveasanoun 0
So because she wants to have sex, that makes her "easy"? If she's been hanging out with him for a while, there must have been some chemistry there, so what's so wrong about having sex? If a guy posted this, all of you would be saying "What a bitch for not sleeping with you!". It was a dick move on his part, for leading her on like that. OP, that guy is a true coward.
Plumppotato 3
just because he doesnt want to have sex hes a coward? just cause you hang out with someone doesnt mean you want to jump into bed with them, regardless of chemistry. if it was a girl that didnt want to have sex with a guy all you (the women anyways) would be saying "yea! way to whatever the hell women say i dont know".
upintheorange 5
well if you make someone think that they're going to have sex, i.e. taking their clothes off, kinda stupid/cowardly/douchebaggy to act like it's obvious that it's not going anywhere.
commonusername 4
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