Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me, "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?" I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, to which he responded, "No, probably not." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML
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callmecourtney 3
YDI. If you didn't want to have sex, then you should have told him that you wouldn't have sex.
Igor_g5 0
You offered it. He took it.
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Comments (133)
fmlbrooo 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
RAPE .
mufc4everch 2
it's not rape if she said he could do it ydi for giving an option when u didn't want 2
_TONGAN_ 5
you have no control over your life OP...sad!
meowwmeg 3
Lol.
Tasanasanta 0
Why not just say no? But granted, asshole bf.
fmlbrooo 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ahw Why Was My Comment Was Moderated? :/ All I Said Was RAPE.
mfmylifesrsly 30
OP what the ****? you shouldn't have said that. YOU are always the one who has a say of how far you'll go if the guy is willing to go all the way. I had a boyfriend who would always ask for sex and I was didn't want to because 1) my uncle killed himself 2) my bf treated me like shit so why would I want to sleep with him? he would tell me I should give it to him even if I didn't want it, and it was selfish of me to not give him what he wants. I hate him. OP, dump him, the relationship will only get worse.
BallinJ 0
ydi u ****
LMFAOwned 9
Pics or it didn't happen
MrPhucked 0
Score!! jk, dump that asshole
KiddNYC1O 22
suck his penis
seanders 10
I don't see why you have the right to whine...
steve2112886 0
is english your first language?
KingDingALing 9
Dammit 43! I was going to say that! :p
the17doctor 12
why is this an fml if you said he could do it? dont give him an option for something then get mad when he doesnt take the option you wanted him to, just straight out tell him....seriously, guys don't take hints
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
op. ur dumb. u shoulda told him u didn't feel like it.
MonEyOvErBytChes 0
whoa...
nirvanafan980 0
haha
Generalx3 0
LOL @ 39. xD
luongo95 0
Generalx3 is your name Sara wong?
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
Kay you said that you would, so there's no fml here.
seanders 10
24- Coconuts is cheating on you
skittle68 0
FYL for not wanting to have sex... I always want to lol. Good thing my bf is the same way
JuliaM1000 10
Horny people are funnyful!!! :D XD
Zwink 0
#90 totally agreed, that was exactly what I was going to say
jweezy89 4
164-or it could get her dumped or cheated on. or she just may never get laid again.
failalltheway 22
How does your uncle killing himself have to do with you not having sex?
BooBooKittyF11 21
because its not rape...
The_Majestique 18
Are you retarded?
shebewoofle 21
English?
dickgamestrong 9
"Yeah we can have sex if you want" *has sex* that's rape how
Y_U_19029 0
haha hey he still might enjoy it
callmecourtney 3
YDI. If you didn't want to have sex, then you should have told him that you wouldn't have sex.
allenrotstein 0
nice hair, love a girl with bangs.
Dragons_corner 6
my be she is a Bible nut. Which basicly say woman will do what man says and wants. before people go off the deep end yes i'am currenty reading it but don't know where the verse is at though but go read it and you will find it.
sundayporch 2
In that case, she would have straight up said no, as they aren't yet married.
lky830 0
91, you're pretty ignorant yourself by saying people who aren't Christians have no morals. oxymoron as it is, because your bible says that only god has the power to judge others. so please don't ever breed and further populate the world with such ignorance. there are good Christians and bad. just as there are good non believers as well.
LemonpartyIsSexy 0
I love a girl who bangs. ps. stop spamming this site with ur damn issues over religion. you silly willys. I bet u thought I'd say something profound. no so **** off u knuckleheads
Dragons_corner 6
91 I still am reading it. seems you only read half of what i said or part and I don't remember that but I could be wrong but I Shure it did not say that since if you read it you will read stuff that God has said women should not be over man. I'am stil reading the Bible front to back like a read book not look for others too. it human or man choose's (the free wil) that let's women be just as power full. I have no problem with that and I treat them better then a man. like you should even when I'm with a girlfriend I never make her do anythings she does not want I just ask and they say yes then ok, if they say no then ok. Now do you know why we have a rainbow that in the Bible after the flood? what about king David and Soliman? how about Joub (spelled wrong) and the moral of his story? how about the four part statue that represent the 4 greet empires? how about Debra the only female prophet that God allowed to be equel or over man? what about a eye for eye and who will takes care of it? what's the first sin? how about what we are allowed to eat what meats and what not to eat? I can remember yhe passage or why but how about when 3 men were throw in to a fire but everone saw 4 figurs walking around the 3 walked out (4th figur was to believed to be Jesus)? What is blasphemy truey is? (it says it in the Bible) What about Samson and delilah? do you know what's in the Ark of the Covanent? (it's not just the 10 commandments and says it in the Bible) they are out of order but I can keep going on about what all I have read so far. I know some don't like this being in here but it is.
Dragons_corner 6
i ment "I can't remember the passage" not I can.
ej21 0
having a religion is like having a penis, it's fine to have one and be proud of it, nut don't wave it around in public and try to shove it down my throat.
PaintTheStars 2
119 Ultimate win!
b3nn3tt 0
@94 you don't appear to know what an oxymoron is. An oxymoron is a short phrase with conflicting meanings, such as a perfect hell. Actually, they are being hypocritical if they were to judge someone whilst preaching that only god can judge
ryan429 0
119 with the ko!
maskedbunny 0
if you don't want to, SAY NO.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
119: and especially don't shove it down the throat of children ;)
heatintolerant 12
While I agree with you, I don't think this is why OP wrote the fml. I think she wrote the fml to complain about the bf's lack of sentiment
Igor_g5 0
You offered it. He took it.
marcus907 0
hey whats up
marcus907 0
hey whats up
marcus907 0
hey whats up
love_me_electric 20
Well you kind of set yourself up for that one didn't you? Next time just tell him no.
FiFah3 1
yeah I agree
matthew33_fml 0
u sexy #9 ;)
klutzycleo 5
Yes, she should have told him straight out no, since it's been proven over and over again that men DO NOT TAKE HINTS On the other hand, women are constantly testing their men to see how much they care, therefore all the hints and roundabout ways of saying things. Stupid, yes, but hey.... If he really cared, he would have cuddled with her, etc, not go on to **** her after her telling him that she wouldn't enjoy it. He obviously doesn't give a shit bout her feelings or her enjoyment in something like sex, where both partners should be able to enjoy the act OP, tell him that he's an asshole for still having sex with you, and explain that you offered it to him anyway because you care about him (unlike he cares for you)
jweezy89 4
129, the point is, a relationship shouldn't be a woman constantly testing her man. how are we supposed to ever be comfortable in a relationship if we are constantly being evaluated. and the second point is, don't bet what you can't lose.
uniongirl02 0
fyl for having sex when u don't want to
ImaCanuck 0
ydi you gave him an invitation.
AlyWallyy 0
ydi for not doing anything about it. u should have slapped him
TexanBar 3
Why should she slap him she said he could
BobBillbert 11
would that conversation go like "we can have sex but I wont enjoy it". "HOW DARE YOU TRY TO HAVE SEX WHEN I DONT WANT TO" *slap
Babushka_Homyak 10
Fail OP. If you don't want to have sex, say no. End of story.
davekron 0
Girls are like that, they lay impassable traps just to whine about it later, be it in rl or... online. YDI you prick.
Gfrigo 1
to guys that's like an open invitation.