Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I went to see a movie with a seemingly nice guy after a friend set us up. As soon as the movie started, he unzipped his pants and told me to, "Get to it". FML
Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML
Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
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o8643 0
It would have lasted 20 seconds anyway... You're not missing anything.
m3l_fml 0
Just saw the Robot Chicken episode, nice improvise, adding the whole virgin thing.
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Comments (161)
weirdmanofbtown 0
Whats wrong with that story, thats not an FML, it's just knowing that you won't get an STD from that guy
Brittanii 0
ohh no das sum fuckked. up shiitt... I woulda been mad... he coulda at leastt. show'd you his dickk... damnn!!
giganticbrain 0
"ohh no das sum fuckked." is not a sentence. Nor is "up shiitt..." or "he coula at leastt." or "show'd you his dickk..." Go to school, and learn a god damn thing before you try to talk.
erinlm 0
What a filthy hypocrite. There's nothing wrong with not wanting to have sex, but shouldn't he have told you that *before* you two were alone in a bedroom with one of you naked? People need to communicate better.
septemberlovebug 0
okay, honestly... I don't understand why everyone is making a big deal over this... not to say I would have sex without the person being someone special to me... but honestly, if she wants to do it, than so be it. It's her life and she can do what she wants. I mean, I wouldn't call her a "****" for it... And to everyone calling the guy a "fag", seriously? Maybe he was just nervous or something, a little scared maybe? I know my first time i was petrified.. and I was 19... but seriously chica, maybe do it with someone who is your boyfriend, not just some guy you "hung out with for a while". Oh, and another thing, don't take sex as something that is unimportant either, its supposed to be something special between two people who are in love with eachother. keep that in mind. peace out :)
AloysiusWeasley 15
I'd tell him to GTFO and go look up naked pics on the internet then. What an ass.
Funky_T 0
maybe that was an excuse because u got an ugly body...or u have chest hair?? hahaha FYL for not being sexy
Frality 0
if the poster is still there i know how to help you get it back tell me if you want me to help you, because its rather easy here is a link that should be of use to you to get it back (only applies for windows, not sure about mac or linux) http://support.microsoft.com/kb/306084
Frality 0
if the poster is still there i know how to help you get it back tell me if you want me to help you, because its rather easy here is a link that should be of use to you to get it back (only applies for windows, not sure about mac or linux) http://support.microsoft.com/kb/306084 also try checking the recycle binlol
arctic1 0
THAT'S ****** UP!!!!!!!!!
lolatflyingducks 0
What do you mean by, hanging out with for a while? What, three hours?