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Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

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greatbelow 0

It't not gay if your balls don't touch.

NorfolkDude 2

Maybe he's asking you for help and he just said it wrong. Maybe what he meant is that he wanted you to help him so he can get a "first." If he's serious though, and you're not gay, then tell him that you don't go that way. If you're really his friend, you'd help him out. He's probably confused.

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greenman_fml 0

i heard gay guys give the best head. at least give him a little taste

GiddyXD 0

how do u know...?

vballerlover07 0

Isn't it obvious?

NorfolkDude 2

Maybe he's asking you for help and he just said it wrong. Maybe what he meant is that he wanted you to help him so he can get a "first." If he's serious though, and you're not gay, then tell him that you don't go that way. If you're really his friend, you'd help him out. He's probably confused.

guii_fml 24

Youre giving this guy too much credit

TryToBeKind 0

That's uncomfortable :-( I always feel bad when people like me that way and I don't like them back. Maybe help set him up with someone else? No, wait, then it would be your fault if it didn't work out and he'd never forgive you. Dammit.

greatbelow 0

It't not gay if your balls don't touch.

Twistedsoul_fml 0

it's not gay if u don't swallow

awesumous 16

Ummm... yes it is, it gay if u have feelings or kiss, ect. and gayness isn't wrong. Ive been hit on my a gay person, sure it awkward... but not more awkward than straightness, if anything it better, bc he knows ur straight and has NO chance so he'll get over u faster than with hope.

lifeisfuckedup 0

omg. do it. maybe you'll like it :)

truelyawesome 0

omg, shoot yourself in the head and seeifu like it >=)

Zerogreg 0

Big deal. Just do it.

steven107 7

big deal? did you really just say that ... so every guy should just go **** other dudes? well you can all go do that but I'll pass.

mrbobmarley4 8

^this guy speaks the truth

the_rad_brad47 18

Big deal? Your one **** ************

fionafruit 0

Bromance!

SkoomaKi 28

Has never been stronger.

runmymouth 0

That's so sweet.

T80N3 0

hahahahah all i can do is laugh. but i am sorry that that happned to you.

jtaylor69 0

Really? You're upset that he trusts you enough to admit his sexual orientation? You should be flattered that he is that trusting, especially in the pathetic excuse for a society we live in today. If you don't like guys, then tell him that, but be supporting and help him pull through what he's going to endure. A lot of people are cruel to those who aren't like them. If he does decide to come out entirely, he's going to need someone to stand by him as a friend.

crutchboy90 0

i think it's cute you're so naive

truelyawesome 0

66- (cyber high-five) :<)