Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, I went to see a movie with a seemingly nice guy after a friend set us up. As soon as the movie started, he unzipped his pants and told me to, "Get to it". FML
Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I finally felt ready to have sex for the first time, with my boyfriend of nearly 8 months. When I told him, things became intimate and pants came off. He then looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can't do this." The rest of the night was spent in awkward silence. FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML
Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
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o8643 0
It would have lasted 20 seconds anyway... You're not missing anything.
m3l_fml 0
Just saw the Robot Chicken episode, nice improvise, adding the whole virgin thing.
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Comments (161)
BikerMike 0
you can pull my zipper down anytime :)
Horurerukul 0
hahaha wtf? FYL
Bored_One 0
For the record, I'm male. What I don't understand is how when a guy has casual sex, he's a "pimp" or "player" and it happens to be a good thing. BUT when a GIRL has casual sex, she's a ****, a *****, a tramp or any variation of the word. Females are allowed to have casual sex just as much as we are.
Anonymus7_fml 0
Solid argument
AmoraLynn 6
I agree with you here, double standards are ridiculous. At least we could call both genders *****. Not really I don't think anyone has the right to judge another based on thier sexual prefrences.
mcsnelly 5
Yeah I agree that the double standards are stupid....but I wouldn't be calling anyone a pimp or anything "good" for having casual sex...I'd just be thinking they're a **** regardless of gender.....
Ajasstuff 0
I have the answer to that. Why is it that when a guy sleeps around, he's a player, but when a girl sleeps around, she's a ****? A key that opens all locks is a great key. But a lock that any key can open is a shitty lock.
Ajasstuff 0
But that is a great point, forgot to add that.
Anonymus7_fml 0
Maybe he didnt like what he saw so he said that as an excuse
colormefancy 0
LOL!
avoidthegirl 6
This.
ChefBoy6382 0
obviously yuour too young since you refer to it as "do it." maybe you should wait til your mature enough to use words like sex, love, ****, etc...
that_guy321 2
OMG NO. NO HE DIDN'T. get over yourself. you should be flattered, he wanted to see you naked, he's just afraid to have sex, he's probably not sure whether or not he'll please you, as it's his first time and obviously not yours.
wowfmlife 0
He probably wanted his first time to be with someone hot and you just weren't good enough
deliapearl 0
he'll be back when he's ready
plexico 4
You could have told him that you could give him a ******* a he'd still be a virgin. Not exactly a win for you (unless you are Linda Lovelace), but it feels pretty stupid to be totally naked when the other person isn't. I've been there a couple of times.
Essentials 0
and he'll stay a virgin.