Thomas
United States
Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML
mala_19
Burea, Sweden
Asshole design
Today, I had to drive through a parking lot that they fucked up so bad that you have to put your car in reverse to go around it. I have to go there 6 times a week. FML
Tuture
Paris, France
Today, a learner driver was practicing maneuvers in the parking lot at work. This happens a lot, and my colleagues and I usually have fun watching and laughing. It was all fun and games as usual, until the learner crashed into my car. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that my 12 year-old daughter had to get in the driver's seat to order from the drive-thru. FML
Anonymous
Humble, United States
Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML
socargone
Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Anonymous
Depew, United States
Let me out!
Today, I parked my car in the company lot and walked down the street to a mandatory company training. While I was at the training, everyone back at the office decided to leave early and locked the company lot. My car is now stuck there for the night and I'm walking home. FML
Anonymous
Late stage capitalism
Today, my wife’s business has failed in its first year. She blames the government, despite me telling her no one is going to work for her when she only offers minimum wage, one week unpaid vacation, two months maternity and one week paternity, no overtime rates, and a pay-to-use staff car park. FML
badDriver
United States
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
not the cook
Wernersville, United States
Today, I found out that my restaurant's food is so bad that the only reason some people visit is because they're punishing their kids. FML
Top comments
jworret 0
Be like the old man with the shotgun protecting his lawn! It's still private property! And iv heard shooting small children is quite a fun pass-time.
laurbear12 3
I think you missed the point..
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Comments (81)
misfitmonroe 4
Sucks to be you
BlueEyed1019 12
:/
renniepenny 5
well that sucks
builditbetter09 3
Getting real tired of these "that sucks" comments.. ITS ****** FML, YEA IT DOES SUCK!!!
Taysia_Elice 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe with the cars outside you could pretend you had customers and make yourself feel better?
easton222 2
What a dumbass
rahavan 15
Yes because pretending makes all your problems go away. Anyway OP time to invest in new endeavors?
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
See kids doing donuts in the parking lot will make ppl think they have business? Makes sense..
jworret 0
Be like the old man with the shotgun protecting his lawn! It's still private property! And iv heard shooting small children is quite a fun pass-time.
mirag 0
Drifting competition!
MsSoulReaper 27
I wish I could be one of those kids :/ I'm 16 and I don't know how to drive properly
graham11 14
10- sorry?
kyliebear 15
You're kidding! I knew how to drive when I was 10!
mattrd_fml 31
Ask your parent to take you to OP's parking lot for driving less[ns.
meanmachine888 0
That's how I learned. Tough times Tough times
Schizomaniac 24
****'s sake, PM.
iomnomnomux3 0
that's where i learned to drive, cars don't move there :)
graham11 14
11- so I guess you weren't "driving" if cars weren't moving.
badass243 6
well thomas, we told you. building your own sperm bank wouldnt easy!
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
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