Today, I was thinking about my new diet and workout plan as I was getting dressed in the morning, feeling much thinner and more energetic. Just as the thought passed through my brain, the button on my skirt popped off. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML
Today, I leaned over to pick something up and heard a loud "pop" from my waistline, followed by a "clink" on the other side of the room. My pants button had popped off my pants. Time to lose some weight. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, my partner had teletherapy early in the morning, so I was in rush to leave the apartment. I threw on clothes, and at the end of the day (at around 3 p.m.) I felt like someone at me a little funny as I was getting off an elevator. I looked in the mirror and realized my leggings had been on inside out all day. FML
Today, as I squatted down to get a snack, my pajama pants ripped wide open. I guess the universe is try to tell me something. FML
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I found out my trousers have actually been slowing ripping on the side, after I'd been boasting to everyone I have lost weight and that, “My trousers are literally falling off me.” FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
amerwin 3
Use that new energy and outlook to march your ass to the cabinet, grab a needle and thread, and sew that bitch back on even tighter this time.
Emcom 0
Atleast it popped at home rather than at work or something...i once popped a button while weighing in the first time when I joined weight watchers....it was a sign. Lol
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (58)
zacharytk72 5
hahahahah wow that blowsss
bhangu023 0
then why are you wearing skirts fatty
bariforlife 0
hahahaha maybe you should start an actual diet instead of your "all-you-can-eat diet" lol
ZingDooper 0
p00ned!
DianaFromHolland 3
ahw, poor you ;( good luck with the diet! =D
amayaa_fml 7
buy bigger clothes.
samadams42 0
Buy bigger salads too.
Insane_Tea 15
Move more, eat less. THE MIRACLE DIET.
amerwin 3
Use that new energy and outlook to march your ass to the cabinet, grab a needle and thread, and sew that bitch back on even tighter this time.
ddlovatolover 23
Well said!
blahblahblah5_x 13
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
havoc1331 0
DATS A HUGE BITCH!
bachooka 5
yeah... because the only way your clothes can be too small is if you are huge... ever seen Jessica Simpson?
lilvic56 5
LOL at 7 I've seen that somewhere umm family guy?
Giana4598 0
I feel bad now... :(
Jimboom 12
Don't get ahead of yourself. Feeling better about yourself and more energetic is the first step. The loosing of the weight comes in later steps.
ohSNAPyall 27
I agree. PS - Try MyFitnessPal website / apps. Tracks everything for you! The app is convenient, but the site has more features.
Emcom 0
Atleast it popped at home rather than at work or something...i once popped a button while weighing in the first time when I joined weight watchers....it was a sign. Lol
ohSNAPyall 27
Awww