dirtyclothess
Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Shampoodle
Today, I found out that my mom uses my incredibly expensive conditioner to wash her two dogs every single weekend. No wonder they smell so good. FML
stinky
Febreze
Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
Anonymous
Chester, United Kingdom
Keep your secrets, do your own laundry
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Anonymous
Everett, United States
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
selena5112
Troms?, Norway
Today, my mum got the idea of switching to a different dishwashing detergent. The new one is so strong that it coats all the dishes in a nauseating perfume-like smell. It's so pungent that it gets absorbed into everything we eat or drink. She's determined to use up the entire bottle. FML
benjamin03
Philadelphia, United States
Today, my mom continued her search for a special, super-healthy laundry detergent that she knows makes me break out in hives. FML
smellsgood
United States
What are you doing?
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
isucksomuch
Canada
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
Anonymous
Overreaction much?
Today, I accidentally washed the jacket my mother bought me in the washing machine. I didn't know it was supposed to be dry cleaned. My mother ended up crying and screaming that I don't love her, and this would be the last time she ever buys me anything. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Smoked
Today, I washed my clothes in the shared laundry room. All my clothes came out smelling like smoke. FML
Top comments
tayza249 20
Ever heard of washing your own clothes?
penguinazul 13
Sounds like it's now time to do your own laundry, kiddo. :)
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Comments (182)
KennKenn 0
Well, if she's been doing that for a while without you noticing. Must be a new way to "clean" clothes.
staceysgenesis16 0
eww , thats kinda gross .. although it is true if u havnt noticed then she must be doing a good job :D
HannahMarshall 6
febreeze mixed with funk..
largefoofighter 0
maybe you could wash them yourself
fatgirllovesfml 0
feebreze is breezy
liquidfireKAN 0
I never really liked febreeze it tends to give me headaches. OP just get 75 cents and wash them at those laundromat things..
ydi_4_suking 20
76 its not 75 cents anymore. its like 2 dollars for the wash and like a dollar to dry them. and the detergent is 1 dollar. and that is only for you to use on one load
Iknoweverything 29
Wash your own damn clothes. And yeah, the laundromat is expensive, but if you washed your clothes in the first place, you wouldn't have this problem. I'm almost wondering if OP's mom did this to send a hint... either OP should wash their own clothes, or give their mom a few bucks to wash them.
sweetkitty26 0
I only made a negative vote cuz of that disgusting monster in ur pic
sweetkitty26 0
well not the user... I mean there's s vote with -17 votes and I was thinking 'wat could be do bad about this comment?'. Nothing. but the picture made me shriek
tellithowitis 13
he's a big boy now:)
usbaby24 3
well time to grow up and do it urself peter pan
SchiTzenGiglez 0
hey I do that too. cheer up buttercup
andres19 0
guess I'll do that as well cuz god knows being broke sucks
twittom 0
the cost of the amount of febreeze you use to do a load equivalent is more than the cost of power water and detergent, so this isn't saving money at all
SchiTzenGiglez 0
wow I'm truly amazed. how do you know this?
YacL 15
I don't clean my clothes much anyways. It's not that bad. At least they smell nice, too.
zoraman5 3
is that Beyond Birthday by any chance?
YacL 15
Yes, yes it is. Why?
mfjkr 10
it's beyond my birthday
zoraman5 3
I was just curious :3 fellow Death Note fan
perradize 0
YDI because how could you not know? I guess you thought that Pepsi stain from last week was just your imagination playing tricks on you! You're nasty OP! :(
murphdarkly 13
you fat and stupid she didn't do it her mother did
FreakoHolm 6
I enjoy reading this comment out loud with a black girl's accent
mintcar 10
Hahahaha.
borkchop1992 15
i febreeze my butthole
Gamer_Bum 1
Lmfao win XD
staceysgenesis16 0
oh really ? and how is that working out for you and your anus ?
borkchop1992 15
its quite rather phresh
staceysgenesis16 0
oh really ?? hmm .. thats nice .. i would say id try it but .. no .. im not even going to attempt ..
Felipeg33 0
yum lol
Heather_x0x0 6
do you at least wipe before you febreeze? it doesn't take stains out ya know...LOL
borkchop1992 15
oh but you should
staceysgenesis16 0
i shud ?? for what good reason sir ?? O.o
borkchop1992 15
so that you can post it on youtube and get a web redemption from tosh.0
underguarded 20
If you febreeze it enough ,eventually you won't need it when use the restroom.
aardvarkish 17
That's pretty damn hilarious.
vistamar 3
lmao this whole thread is freaking hilarious!
overthelimit 3
6: i febreze my butthole too, how come it still smells like total ass?
penguinazul 13
Sounds like it's now time to do your own laundry, kiddo. :)
andinho 0
chansey!
Keffin 0
Febreeze, smells fresh but really isn't!
tayza249 20
Ever heard of washing your own clothes?
360XBOXFTW 0
no
BahahahLOL 0
Me neither. Wtf is #9 talking about?
cheeturtle 0
washing your clothes....? is this some kind of joke!? am I being prank'd?
iEatcheesee 0
Apparently people don't wash their own clothes these days.
redbluegreen 41
Why would anyone ever wash their clothes?
redbluegreen 41
Has FML become a giant 1UP virgin convention?
comepoopwithme 0
nice going #53 you broke the chain!
orangeinstat 0
nice one 53
awesomesauce24 1
Yes wash ur own clothes
RyDawg918 0
ydi
Felipeg33 0
in college, if it smells decent and does not have any stains-- it's clean. period. we don't have time for "laundry."
jessdemi 0
agreed
staceysgenesis16 0
hmm .. well i wouldnt kno so i wont judge ! ahaha
Felipeg33 0
you'll find out soon enough then lol
Predental 5
depends on your definition of decent. my room mates ALL smell like shit
StickyFingersAJ 4
thats greasy dude
BABTcakes 0
its alrights to wear it two or three times.. depending on what you wear it for.. but you still have to wash it eventually.. && if there's stains you got to clean it no matter what..
seekndestroy 3
You have plenty of time if you don't get drunk every night and don't overload yourself with classes.
philitron128 0
are you joking me? do your studies while your waiting for the laundry, seriously how lazy will people get?
Felipeg33 0
laundry isn't essential unless your shirt has the aforementioned conditions. it's a way to save money as well. Also, most people don't do their work in their dorms anyways. it's not about being lazy!
BigKatt 1
do your own laundry.