Today, I was on my favourite forum when I saw a guy ranting at some pro-lifer fanatic. For fun, I replied "umad bro?" apparently moments after the forum founder also left an angry reply. I'm now banned for a month for "trolling the founder" and all my posts have vanished without a trace. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML
Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML
Today, I confessed my love for the girl I like, on the forum she moderates. She responded by banning me. FML
Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML
Today, I made a Discord account for the first time and got banned, even though I hadn't even logged in. Like, how is that possible? FML
Today, I was banned by 3 cross stitch designers, all because I stood up to bullying. FML
Today, I donated money to a gaming streamer I like(d) who's been struggling. He later yelled at me and timed me out for "derailing the stream" with "dumb" questions. Then I found out a troll community that follows him doxxed me, and people are dunking on me and calling me "retarded" on social media for donating. FML
Today, I learned that I may have caused a public speaker and author to be fired, because my response to his "open chat" question flustered him, causing him to lose his cool and snap at me. FML
Today, in an attempt to win a political argument, I recorded myself walking into a gun store and asking which gun would be best to hypothetically deal with my neighbor's annoying kids. I now have a recording of myself being chewed out, banned for life, and perp-walked out the door. FML
Today, I got banned from an art group and put in Facebook jail because I made fun of my own artwork, which I'd posted in a group. I guess you're not allowed to be your own worst critic. FML
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Top comments
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
YDI for being "that poster." Cue the "umadbro?" comments.
KingCeltic77 18
This is why trolling is dumb. YDI.
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Comments (84)
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
YDI for being "that poster." Cue the "umadbro?" comments.
andyyroxx 20
I think he's mad now.
annihil8or 15
What gave it away? The "angry reply"?
Kamon97 23
Hey not his fault the forum founder is some butthurt kid FYL bro.
LO388 7
Well, umad about it?
howdeedoo 22
I don't think so. I mean, if OP was mad about it, he would post it to FML or something, right?
LuckBeNimble 19
15- exactly! oh wait...
808Boyo 4
Good going cheech!
derpies 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Try not pissing people who you don't know off. YDI
1215116a 14
I suppose pissing people off you know in real life is better, huh?
KingCeltic77 18
This is why trolling is dumb. YDI.
TML329 14
The troll was vanquished.three cheers
AwkwardPartyBear 24
I agree. Trolling is for fuckhobbits.
bitch_pleez 10
Never heard the term fuckhobbits before, but I like it.... Totally stealing it :p
Callyn 47
Trolling is an art. Unfortunately the OP is a terrible artist.
happle 21
OP wasn't even really trolling.
choco3782 12
Umadbro?
THE_GLOW_CLOUD 9
The ranter would be me in this case, so yeah. YDI.
Kn0wledge123 21
What forum was it?
Chris455 8
Skylanders.
insertnameherr 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for being dumb on the web, but everyone stfu about pro-life shit on the Internet.
nick347b 6
I'm not going to 'stfu' when I could be potentially saving the life of an innocent child.
CharresBarkrey 16
I agree he deserves it for being a troll, but everyone's got the right to their opinion, especially on the Internet.
insertnameherr 11
well then I stand corrected
HowieDoIt 21
Are you, perchance, perturbed, my blood relative of the male persuasion?
trivel64 16
Perturbed was one of my vocab words in eighth grade.
CharresBarkrey 16
37 - I humbly accept rule from the llama queen... I want to see what happens.
bwzwally8 15
Way to go smartass.
nick347b 6
God bless the pro-lifer.
Dory123 9
That's a bit of an over reaction. Sorry OP I hope the forum lets you back on soon. :D