Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML
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dweeds508 24
That's ******* awful to do to a child
jen1097 25
That's so horrible! I hope you're little girl wasn't disheartened. I'm sure she did wonderful
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dweeds508 24
That's ******* awful to do to a child
MzZombicidal 36
I agree #1, this is horrible. I remember when I played softball as a kid/teen, grown men and women of the opposing team would yell some extremely awful things to me. An enemy team is one thing but to boo a child at a recital? Disgusting.
mmaalouf97 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That's what they get for living in New York
meli1195 31
just because they live in n. y. c. doesn't mean they have to deal with adults doing something pretty ****** up to their child.
Ironic_Meme 10
He means its a tough crowd in New York
JMichael 26
I agree. The only good thing is she's still young enough to not realize she's being made fun of. I'd like to hunt down the bastards that did it though.
DjeePee 25
A five year old isn't stupid. Maybe she doesn't understand it completely, but she must definitely have felt the negativity towards her.
the_real_dvd 21
I don't think it's "especially in America". The world is littered with pretentious assholes. Just be the diamond in the rough.
Durantye 8
Throwing in 'especially in America' makes you come off just as much a pretentious asshole as the ones you just mentioned.
jen1097 25
That's so horrible! I hope you're little girl wasn't disheartened. I'm sure she did wonderful
fusionss 7
"I hope you are little girl"
meli1195 31
can people please stop being such grammar nazis? unless its undecipherable, just let it go. people are allowed to make mistakes and idk about you but sometimes I mess up while using a touchscreen.
HarshD9619 34
It's the sentiment that matters. People don't need to correct such grammatical mistakes on every instance they can. It's just a small mistake. Get over it people. Judging by #2's English, it was just a typo.
jen1097 25
Auto correct strikes again, thanks guys haha :) And also, does it make you feel so superior that you corrected that mistake? Like wow, just jump right on down my throat..
m9199 11
when I correct people it is so they are correct the next time they do it.
jen1097 25
I'm not illiterate, my words were auto corrected :)
ohSNAPyall 27
I agree with 29, but please stop saying it was autocorrect. It is also annoying and seems unlikely in the instance of your / you're.
jen1097 25
Oh really. Tell me more.
RageWolf16 31
It sounded more like fusions was making a joke anyway. It's likely they knew autocorrect was the culprit and was simply trying to be funny. You have to admit, "I hope you are a little girl" is a strange sentence regardless of context or autocorrect
bluejayfan02 27
Omg OP that's terrible to hear. Is your daughter okay ?
Jeffo193 13
What a bunch of absolute *****. So sorry to hear that OP, I'm sure your daughter was wonderful and I hope she isn't too upset by such a disgusting display from those who booed.
morgasshk 14
Perfectly put. People that can do that to a little girl deserve a red hot poker up their rectum. Fucktards.
more4me 27
Exactly. Well said!
makaramiracles 18
Awww, I'm sure she wasn't that bad. :c Shows who the real kids are.
sweetbliss3 37
whether she was superb or completely awful (we won't know, we weren't there), you don't do that to someone so impressionable. I hope she continues regardless. just have a chat and tell her there's people in the world who are just plain rude and to ignore them. good luck and good luck to your daughter. I really hope this incident doesn't make her give up and quit.
CourtJester27 12
I accidentally hit "you deserved it" while scrolling up, but I don't mean it, that is a terrible thing to do to a child and I'd like to see adults get up on stage and dance!
ZY1431 24
I would've said something. thats some shit, if that was my daughter id freak the **** out.
the_real_dvd 21
Honestly, if I saw someone doing this to any kid I'd have a hard time restraining myself from beating the shit out of them.
i_h8t_everything 12
#102, why try to control it? Those kind of people deserve an ass-whooping
superspooky 13
that's downright terrible and rude. I'm sure your daughter did great.
LegalLoitering 12
Savages.
xxughmylifexx 15
new yorkers*
shutupshane12 12
*people
Frammy007 7
Very rarely do I agree with using the term savages to describe a group of people, but boy do I agree with #9! These people have no soul, no compassion.
BBlah 26
I hate when it's the "adults" that do things like that I've caught adults doing things that they're supposed to be teaching their own kids not to do (like staring, cheating, etc) Sorry OP, make sure you let your kid know that she did amazing!